rhea pooman

back from the dad

[rhea pooman @bikinidiaper]

when women say they're going to get a mani, that's short for manifesto

[rhea pooman @bikinidiaper]

my pussy is sweaty already
mons spaghetti

[rhea pooman @bikinidiaper]

good cop babcock

[rhea pooman @bikinidiaper]

i got stuck inside my duvet cover and now i'm a ghost

[rhea pooman @bikinidiaper]

i've got a diap A personality

[rhea pooman @bikinidiaper]

mesquite skeet

[rhea pooman @bikinidiaper]

i forgot, i need to suck the rest of that dick

[rhea pooman @bikinidiaper]

don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining, pee in my mouth

[rhea pooman @bikinidiaper]

#bunkerbod

[rhea pooman @bikinidiaper]

Ψs queen

[rhea pooman @bikinidiaper]

first time in 32 years i didn't pick my nose for 24 hrs

[rhea pooman @bikinidiaper]

i'll become a cum gooru

[rhea pooman @bikinidiaper]

i want to live my life bicuriously through you

[rhea pooman @bikinidiaper]

ten animals i slam in annette bening

[rhea pooman @bikinidiaper]

hot cum oddity

[rhea pooman @bikinidiaper]

i'm sick of your gaping holier than thou attitude

[rhea pooman @bikinidiaper]

i wish i could clone my dawg

[hao lian, easy to find online @haoformayor]

puts on gym clothes
watches youtube for three hours
gym is closing
goes to gym
gym never existed
gym was actually a guy named jim
furious, beats jim up
pam sees jim dying
calls police
police comes
sides with me
pam goes to jail
“what a full day i had today”

[rhea pooman @bikinidiaper]

drink me raw with a flavor straw

[rhea pooman @bikinidiaper]

he's got a taipei personality

[rhea pooman @bikinidiaper]

you're the dog man now