la lune 🥀🌼🌺

life is sweet when you want it to be

[m. @moseason_]

And her name tag would say “Puhllateez”

[Sammy Smacks @SammySmacks26]

“Overstood” 😭😭😭😭😭yooo them niggas were on GO

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I’ll use my PTO to go to sleep yall be way too invested in yall job 😂

[Tone 777 @7oneLaflare]

Moving gotta be top 2 worst adult responsibilities ever

[hal @haliwriteswords]

really fun to get a masters degree, apply for 5 jobs, get rejected by 3 of them within a week, and now i get 10 spam phone calls a day because they sold my data

[Shoobz @shOoObz]

“He’s a good man, Savannah” has been taken so far out of context by younger people that folks are unironically saying this. He was not a good man. He was a cheater and her mom who said this was a bird 😭

[KB @kbyrd2_]

It’s 384739364843 events happening this weekend in Chicago.

[isha @MibshaD]

When I got pregnant at 17 my ultra right-wing, conservative, catholic parents told me to get an abortion and we’d never talk about it again.

That’s why I know they’re all full of shit.

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

You really can't be 30 in peace. You make one mistake and it's "you're fucking 30" goddamn! Lmaooo

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

they worked me like a slave today. my phone is still at 74%

[Mentalk Network @duicebiggs]

Why my granny just ate my mama UP LMFAOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Johnny Stewart @back4firstime]

White people think calling them out for being racist is racist lmao

[💪🏾 @ofasho_]

Any white nigga talkin bout "Freedom of speech" you know what time he on

[Big S @shireegod]

It’s humid asf Chicago Orleans

[kar @bustitopen420]

it’s my first day working remote and I’m honestly shocked. Why were they making me commute an hour to work on a laptop. everything is made up

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

shame is a prison with unlocked doors and no guards btw

[27. @dimvji]

you just have to get really good at continuing

[small waist, pretty face 🫦 @oddettem]

Hey ladies!!! Please don’t give us anymore advice on how to keep a man… We wanna know how to make 100k every month. Those are the secrets we wanna know!!!