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[Bilge_Bastard @bilge_bastard]

My friend took up cross stitching and did one of her cat and LOOK HOW REGAL SMOOSH LOOKS!!!!

[Bilge_Bastard @bilge_bastard]

@aubviouslynot Aubrey, are you secretly in vatican at this point in time to be suprise elected as pope?

[Bilge_Bastard @bilge_bastard]

The cast of DR STRANGELOVE* revealing the films actual title HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB

[Bilge_Bastard @bilge_bastard]

Getting real sick of hearing seagulls fucking all day, rub it in assholes

[Hüseyin Dogru @hussedogru_]

As police fired water cannons, Indonesian punk band @thejansen_id played in the middle of the May Day protest in Jakarta. Banners reading “May Day is not a holiday. This is the day to fight back” were held high as riot squads advanced on the crowd outside parliament.

[Bilge_Bastard @bilge_bastard]

@aubviouslynot My work is 80% righty loosey lefty tighty

[Bilge_Bastard @bilge_bastard]

@itsbighonkin Can we do a lemon drop too?

[heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver]

you're legally allowed to do as many sins as you want between popes and they don't count

[Nicole Vaunt @Vauntastic]

Rt if you are a slut or love our national parks

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

Today on TGS! I’ve got the brilliant @mattlodder talking with me about skull-measurin’ guy Cesare Lombroso and all things tattoo, crime, and why we’re allegedly both lesser forms of human.

[jane schoenbrun updates @schoenbrunnews]

Comedian Demi Adejuyigbe has expressed interest in being in Jane Schoenbrun’s newest film.

“can i be in it”

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Jan Schakowsky, the incumbent in my race, will reportedly not seek re-election. So it seems like a good time to reintroduce myself:

I’m Kat Abughazaleh and I’m running for Congress.

[Sub-Radio @subradioband]

#elonmusk

[ArtButMakeItNow @artbutnow]

Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

[Bilge_Bastard @bilge_bastard]

@hotjorts

[💄 @transunionism]

Bringing it back

[Madoc Cairns @MadocCairns]

don't make me tap the sign!