BallisticShits

Man's gotta have principles

[BallisticShits @billallservice]

Take it easy it's just words on a screen.

[Rick @RickDaSquirrel_]

How could Final Wars ever be a bad movie when you have scenes like this

[BallisticShits @billallservice]

@TheMagaHulk No amnesty

[Kron @Kronykal]

Non-nerd explanation of the Outlook, etc, outage today for those who care

An ominous *something* caused a whole metric shit ton of Microsoft cloud servers to shit the bed. This caused all the data they would normally have handled to be sent to the servers that didn’t shit the bed. THOSE servers screamed holy terror “TOO MUCH!! TOO MUCH!!”, like a virgin taking Mandingo and everything shit the bed.

They still haven’t fixed it and appear to not know what caused it yet.

[BallisticShits @billallservice]

Them H1bs visas sure aren't panning out

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

‼️ UPDATE: Microsoft's outage now reaches far beyond Outlook. Teams, SharePoint, Copilot and even its Defender XDR security platform are hit.

Consumers can't reach their OneDrive storage or Office on the web either, TechCrunch reports.

Microsoft first blamed elevated load. Now it says a large number of its servers became unexpectedly unavailable, dumping their load onto the rest. It hasn't said why.

It is restarting the servers with a fix in place, investigating why they show high processor use, and has paused all deployments.

[BallisticShits @billallservice]

@Hyjinx48 Crashing a Cessna full of Dan Sullivan votes into the polling center.

[BallisticShits @billallservice]

Losing enough weight to be able to do chin ups groyper

[BallisticShits @billallservice]

@Sovereign_Ctzn @grok @grok use rainbows to implant subliminal messages into the entire population of India to poo in the loo.

make no mistakes

[Ipwnkyle @ipwnkyle]

YOU COULD GET SECTION 8 WITHOUT PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP?!?!

[BallisticShits @billallservice]

@kingsleu1 Button that makes a tranny detransition and have a happy life.

[BallisticShits @billallservice]

@ThePatriotOasis Sorry no amnesty

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

Testing out the 20 pics update lemme know if it works

[BallisticShits @billallservice]

@howlingwario @RichPianian In my sack of course

[BallisticShits @billallservice]

Ah yes,
Killpeopleism

[Lewis🇺🇸✝️ @LewisLosesIt]

“Dirty imperialist lapdog!”
*kills indigenous people*
“Stupid pinko commie!”
*kills indigenous people*
“Workers of the world unite!”
*kills more indigenous people*
“Save Peru from Shining Path tyranny!”
*kills indigenous people*

[BallisticShits @billallservice]

@zuki_2024 I'm worried about a homeless tweaker pulling a gun on me in my commute.

Not cause he'll shoot me but because I'll be in big trouble if he lives.

[BallisticShits @billallservice]

@skibidiblazor I didn't need outlook down.
You try to set up client computers without office 365 and they freak.

[National Revival @REVIVALNATIONAL]

@ironchudflay Evergreen

[National Revival @REVIVALNATIONAL]

"Hey Patriot, catch."

[BallisticShits @billallservice]

@BENZOTOOIE tl;dr

Mrs. Anaconda is a home wrecker

[MeI Gibson fan 83 @MelGibsonFan083]

Perfect

[Gerald Bull’s Marvelous Ballistics Emporium @EvilGreySaurian]

The Return of The Religious Left