BSF

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

This must sound really smart if you’re a complete moron.

[Anthony Pesec @anthonypesec]

$TSLAQ

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[ben k @Benshooter]

Lmfao. This is -exactly- what I and several others said right from the start. Like, 8 years ago? Longer?

This fraud product was the entire backbone for Elon’s bailout of SolarCity.

[JC Oviedo @JCOviedo6]

How it started…. How it’s going…

[Gordon Johnson @GordonJohnson19]

NY spent $959M building @elonmusk's solar factory. Rent: $1/yr. Promised: 1.5K high-tech jobs/10GW of solar. Delivered: data-taggers, ~300MW, a bid-rigging scandal, & an $884M write-down; assets now worth 8¢ on the dollar; even $TSLA bulls call it a boondoggle. That was the $SCTY "synergy."

[Eric Balchunas @EricBalchunas]

New filing for NHL hockey ETFs from VolShares, which will track the performance of 32 dif teams (eg the Boston Bruins ETF) which will be based on how the team does (eg wins, losses in reg season and playoffs) using a special team index calc that has futures contract on it. Wow. Good catch from Jeff who has some more deets below incl link to filing..

[Fred Lambert @FredLambert]

If you believe that shit, you are dumb as shit. Sorry, no other way to say it.

[Michael Sikand @michaelsikand]

"Mr. Griffin, can you recap your thinking around the Situational Awareness liquidation?"

[zettaWatt @einfeyn]

Nobody:

The dumbest person you've ever met:

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

$MSTR - STRATEGY'S BITCOIN U-TURN:WSJ

For years, Michael Saylor urged investors to never sell bitcoin—famously saying, “Sell a kidney if you must, but keep the bitcoin.” Now, his company, Strategy, is preparing to sell part of its bitcoin holdings to remain solvent. The irony is hard to miss: Saylor still appears to have both kidneys.

[Grapevine Police @GrapevinePolice]

Yesterday, GPD and GFD were dispatched to Grapevine Lake, where a Tesla Cybertruck was stranded in the water. The driver drove into the lake to use the “Wade Mode” feature when the vehicle became disabled. The passengers abandoned the vehicle and the driver was arrested.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Holy shit he’s officially giving up on Mars. It’s always been a lie

[73-9 and THEY LIED @CuffsTheLegend]

Philip Rivers coming straight outta retirement after 5 years and being this productive immediately only tells me one thing… there’s only like 10 elite QBs in the whole NFL right now and QB development in the NFL flat out stinks

[Waymo @Waymo]

We're officially authorized to drive fully autonomously across more of the Golden State.

Next stop: welcoming riders in San Diego in mid-2026! ☀️

[yas @itsjustyasir]

I don't get it, I was told they can't scale.

[Fraud Guarantee LLC @miked25fb]

2 years ago he said the value of Tesla was 100% dependent on FSD (that doesn't exist), now he says its 80% dependent on robots (that don't exist)...Which one is it? @elonmusk

[Satya Nadella @satyanadella]

@elonmusk People have been trying for 50 years and that’s the fun of it! Each day you learn something new, and innovate, partner, and compete. Excited for Grok 4 on Azure and looking forward to Grok 5!

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

Meta +700% and Google +650% since

Excellent financial advice Chamath

[GURGAVIN @gurgavin]

JUST IN: CALIFORNIA BANS TESLA’S ROBOTAXI EFFORTS

TESLA IS BANNED FROM TESTING OR TRANSPORTING THE PUBLIC, WHETHER PAID OR UNPAID, IN AN AUTONOMOUS CAR WITH OR WITHOUT A DRIVER.

TESLA WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED TO OFFER RIDES TO EMPLOYEES,FAMILY AND SELECT PUBLIC GUESTS

$TSLA