Nightbringer

Don't tell my mom I have twitter

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

Top eleven things of all time:
1. Getting mucho burrito twice in one day
2. Boobs
3. Sunglasses
4. Lakes
5. Jerking off
6. The word bruh
7. Blades
8. Spider-Man
9. Thick in the warm
10. Throwing a perfect spiral
11. Backflips

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

I hate red lights cause my music cuts out when I watch reels

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

Thinking about moving. Does any village need an idiot?

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

Naked and prepared

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

In the wild chinchillas and possums help each other survive. Sometimes they fall in love

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

Doesn’t matter what people think. Just gotta fool the animals

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

Why is this guy pranking me at work. I’m bouta show him who the real Jim Halpert is in this office. Watch out Jake

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

I love leap years. Better bang for your buck when paying rent

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

I always ask about the dating policy in job interviews

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

18. Eating a sour blueberry and a sweet one at the same time

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

Top eleven things of all time:
1. Getting mucho burrito twice in one day
2. Boobs
3. Sunglasses
4. Lakes
5. Jerking off
6. The word bruh
7. Blades
8. Spider-Man
9. Thick in the warm
10. Throwing a perfect spiral
11. Backflips

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

How you gonna be named Dom and then be submissive

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

Someone please hire me. I’m really nice and I will try my best

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

Might move more inland, where the coal is more plentiful

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

Halloween is only a few days away and I still have to practice

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

I’m the rain man of drinking beer

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

Biggest plot twist in cinema: Oogway was actually upside down

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

If I shower at your house I’m gonna use your bar of soap to wash my ass

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

If I see one of y’all in my dreams is it cool if we goof off a little

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

Crash into river. Dirtbike won’t start. Stranded in the woods at night. Find camper and his dog. Connect with him on LinkedIn.

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

Why does my butt feel like I pooped? I didn’t even fart

[Nightbringer @billbobrian]

Born in goop, raised in poop