Bilal

Dark Stand Up Comedian

[Bilal @billdoesnotcare]

I’m trying to interview the cheapest prostite in the UK/London for a Funny podcast - or gloryhole (ideally gloryhole worker).

Where can I find gloryhole workers

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@hongvo28844504 @bi7chcai Ffs she dropped a tekken combo on him

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@txnyfxrn When you sprint upstairs after turning off the lights, He is what’s chasing us

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@MrBeast Remainder of Diddy’s Oil

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@DailyLoud wtf she’s gonna have to be on a lower floor to get doggied

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Anyone ever tried a Pani Puri? Tastes great and is easy to make.

You need a mini Sphere Poppadom thing, crack a hole in it and add Chickpeas, Diced onions and Serengeti Water

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I've just logged into this to bash one my PlayStation

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

imagine showing this sword to an ancient Japanese samurai

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@Big_E Don’t impregnate cousin

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@Damondyor 48 k

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

cats when you’re chilling in the living room:

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@BIGMEM12 I usually just enlarge the thumbnail and make my phone shake and that’s enough for me to buss

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@PopCrave She looks like Doms wife in Gears 2

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@FearedBuck That Muay Thai knee was solid

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@BronGotGame @nuggets Is this the guy who gets bitten by his cat and sings

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@FightMate wtf this looks like a emo mosh pit

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@MattWallace888 Machine guns primed

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@eddieabbewcoin would you rather survive WW3 and live off canned foods or die with a porterhouse in ya jaw side?