sauce bag

I just really want a hot pocket rn

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NFT = non fungible titty

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*have

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I want to change my twitter name to something cool and edgy so I can be an irreverent twitter account that tweets random niche thoughts through out the day.

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I have a chem exam today. 200 people in one room. Might just start sneezing and see what happens.

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@sam_tausz Son of a bitch

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Arbonne is the female equivalent of bang energy drinks. Don’t @ me

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Commercials have gotten better now a days

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Good ol gold n’ blue

[BISCUITS @BlSCUlTS]

the fuck is this like how did you rewatch that and upload it https://t.co/gcHEnRFvlr

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@kayla_o12 Truly impressed

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@wahl_amy What are you trying to say here?

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Who else tries to squeeze out a quick fart on their way to the Uber?? #questionsthatjustshouldntbeasked

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No more cursing, I’m just gonna wish you a million scooter hits to the ankle.

[Marlon @marlonmalibu]

ima keep it real, if you in college doing that PDA shit in the hallway i’m farting when i walk past you. fuck outta my way, i got an exam to fail.

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It’s strange how people find meaning in the smallest things, how something as insignificant as a sandwich can have the most profound effects.

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I guess if you really got down to it, then yeah, I’d fuck the queen of england

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Dyson is like the Tesla of vacuums Don’t @ me.

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Lakefront breezes are really just ocean farts #staywoke 💨