Bill Escudier

Hello, I'm BE. I've acted, directed. I can type. I play piano, not well, but I can fake it. AND I do an awesome imitation of my cousin Tom. It's legit.

[Bill Escudier @billescudier]

Charlie Is My Darling.

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https://t.co/oh3vqiaH0Y
I have an LP and an EP on BandCamp. Would y'all follow me? I know it's a pain, but I'm starting a cult, and it's really important that I get followers. #BEin28!

[Bill Escudier @billescudier]

I always wanted a Presidential portrait just like this. Except without the shower curtain in the background. BEin20!

[Bill Escudier @billescudier]

In these troubling times, we have to ask ourselves, as Robert Plant did, "What ever happened to laughter?'

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If elected President, I want this photo as my Presidential Portrait. I want Donald Trump to say, “That’s the face of the man who put me in prison... Where I get violently cornholed every day.” #BEin20!

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The Commercial Actor's Guide to Acting in Commercials with Miller Reese.

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The Commercial Actor's Guide to Acting in Commercials with Miller Reese, world famous commercial juggernaut.

[Bill Escudier @billescudier]

The Commercial Actor's Guide to Acting in Commercials, with world renowned commercial giant, Miller Reese.

[Bill Escudier @billescudier]

The Commercial Actor's Guide to Acting in Commercials with world famous Miller Reese.

[Bill Escudier @billescudier]

Y'know who sucks? Simon Cowell. American Idol, America's Got Talent? How has society allowed this talentless stuck up asshole to succeed? I promise this, dear readers, the moment I'm sworn in as President, I'm deporting his uppity ass. Then I'll resign. #BEin20!

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Just a friendly reminder of The Miller Reese Experience on GoFundMe. It was an amazingly worthy experience. One person even commented, "I actually cared about this idiot." I'm raising money for Miller Reese Experience. Click to Donate: https://t.co/IMmy9bAmdj via @gofundme

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On the heels of my blockbuster smash album, BFE, the label's putting the screws on me for more product. And I'm returning the gesture both barrels with my new EP. HillBilly EP. It rocks hard. Please buy it. I need the cash! #BEin20! https://t.co/G6NhMYxtcB

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Dear Assholes who compared Trump's Impeachment to the Crucifixion,

You try hanging on a cross for 8 hrs while you're slowly tortured to death.

Sincerely, Jesus.

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The Miller Reese Experience https://t.co/atZRImeQuu

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Ok, here's the link for Ep. 2 of my show The Miller Reese Experience. It's basically The Apocalypse Now of web shows. There's a GoFundMe link in my previous tweet. Feel free as an American to donate. Either way, here it is. Enjoy. https://t.co/rKUAxiuRoB

[Bill Escudier @billescudier]

Hey everyone, I have a webshow called The Miller Reese Experience. It's really offensive, so I'm raising $$$ on GoFundMe to do more episodes. Btw sadly, if this show doesn't pan out, I'll have to face the unthinkable, Law School.

https://t.co/AljZp0dO0q

[Bill Escudier @billescudier]

Dear VP Mike Pence the Christian,

Keep up the good work!

Sincerely, The Devil

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My dear friends & readers, please buy my album on BandCamp. It's sincerely like a good deed. AND I'll come mow your lawn. https://t.co/ZEaEUHe0aY

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omg best album ever: https://t.co/EiuJM70KsX

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The Blues is a chair. https://t.co/nRPKhX80zK