Bill Ferris

Actor | Writer | Creator of bad puns. I was cool for one year of my life, because my housemate was a drummer in a band.

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@RonFilipkowski At least blue states are voting on redistricting. Cry me a river

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@honeymoon250 For prison, yes

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@BoLoudon He’s a corrupt useful idiot for Putin and Netanyahu - what a disgrace

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@dimkovska88 @SouthPark Too bad they’re doing none of that. inherited a growing economy - messed that up pretty quickly. Inherited no wars - oops, unforced errors. Had support from and respect of allies - not any more. Inherited safe country without rogue paramilitary terrorizing law abiding residents

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@DOWResponse @SecWar Wait, what happened to the "waste" part of eliminating waste, fraud and abuse? Come to think of it, did they mean eliminate or perpetuate?

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@bennyjohnson Guess none of the administration can go then

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@realDonaldTrump Wake up! Believe your eyes & ears, prices in groceries, plummeting 401Ks & every renown economist. This guy's clueless about economics (as his college professors would attest) or simply a nihilist doing Putin's bidding. So weak & cowardly #donthecon #makeamericagullibleagain

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@drmaizenblue @milhouse0102 @daily_msu Do we need to explain the legal concept of "felony"? U of M fanboy of Washtenaw County didn't press charges immediately for a Wolverine but Emoni Bates was hit up right away. Har-Wah cried for every MSU player to be immediately suspended before charges but his player? Predictable

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@LeVeonBell If it's your chance, make the most of it & prove the haters wrong. #spartanstrong

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@CBSFantasy perhaps focus less on podcasts and more on servers that allow us to actually draft - our whole league cannot get into the draft room or select players #thisblows

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@LastQuake Felt it big time in North Hollywood

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@Robdepamd @gryking vandalism, destruction of property & looting has nothing to do with the protest. those things are just crimes and not support of BLM

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@realDonaldTrump Your pathetic "I'm rubber you're glue" defense on every legitimate accusation is weak and predictable. You are a laughingstock around the world and everyone outside of your cult and the Faux News Kool-aid fog see you for the fraud you are #DonTheCon

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@WeMakeMovies #devilatthecrossroads blues guitarist @bobbieleejr tries to regain his committed soul from the devil who traded him the talent

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@WeMakeMovies #devilatthecrossroads @GoldenGrl22 Smokey Campbell is so interesting to watch in drunken banter with bawdy @TysonTorie

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@WeMakeMovies #lastdanceinbaghdad @TysonTorie do not cry over milk you cannot put back in goat - now that’s a challenge

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@WeMakeMovies #easytoscare the first rule of Fright Club? Don’t scare my daughter - @CDiTillio