Elon Musk is an anus faced goober

This site was good, once.

[Elon Musk is an anus faced goober @billiardsbum]

Baron Corbin: my new favorite person https://t.co/rPQ3fUNk2D

[Tom @TomPestock]

If you honk after 1 sec when the light turns green I will sit there till it turns yellow so you can't go, then I will give you the bird

[Elon Musk is an anus faced goober @billiardsbum]

@JeffPassan this is possibly my last tweet EVER, I am using it to ask you to join Bluesky with Mina, thanks

[Elon Musk is an anus faced goober @billiardsbum]

@Dastrunk @katienolan Completely unbiased, as I was bombarded for weeks by the Trump simping owner of this once-great app with so many "Trump good, Kamala bad" ads on my feed that it made this cesspool of misinformation unbrowsable.

P.S. you are fucking clueless about what free speech entails.

[web @webegga]

if you wanted grandchildren so badly you should have created a world worth bringing them into, not one where the average homebuyer age is 56

[Elon Musk is an anus faced goober @billiardsbum]

Fuck Jerry Jones. Love seeing him miserable

[Sam Monson @SamMonsonNFL]

The funniest thing in sports each year remains Jerry Jones deliberately building a stadium that sears the retinas of his own players on an annual basis and costs them touchdowns.

[Sanbell09 @sanbell09]

@SarahSpain Can a franchise be a bust instead of a player

[Elon Musk is an anus faced goober @billiardsbum]

@lindseyyok Honestly? Rooting for him. Young QBs panning out is great for everyone who watches the game. Hope he can continue to play well

[Elon Musk is an anus faced goober @billiardsbum]

@minakimes Aged poorly lol

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

🎯

[Elon Musk is an anus faced goober @billiardsbum]

@lindseyyok One of the funniest plays I've ever watched

[Elon Musk is an anus faced goober @billiardsbum]

Elon.

[alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics]

it's been (only) two years since i drew this

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

The two-party system is approximately 80% of the problem. @Fwd_Party

[Elon Musk is an anus faced goober @billiardsbum]

@_charliewilson0 @Cubs

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

For 2016
For years of dominance 
For your unwavering commitment 
For sweet emotion

We thank you, Kyle.

[The Romano Report @TheRomanoReport]

These fucking morons voted for a criminal because they think that presidents control the price of groceries.

[Elon Musk is an anus faced goober @billiardsbum]

@lindseyyok That dumbass clout chaser lives in Illinois, near me. He will never have a say over a woman's body. Nor will a woman ever touch his.

[m’kaila🫒🧃 @mkailasobLIVion]

this is what yall voted for btw

[Lauren 🪻🌼🪴 @laurenhtexas]

I do sometimes wish I were a more selfish person who doesn't care about what happens to others as long as it doesn't impact me. But unfortunately I was raised to care, and am simply incapable of not caring.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

It’s actually the reverse, of course. The only way a convicted criminal, found liable for sexual abuse, who incited an armed insurrection could win again is because millions of Americans live in an information bubble and believe things that are manifestly and demonstrably untrue.

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

[Elon Musk is an anus faced goober @billiardsbum]

@cdanuloff @BenjySarlin This is exactly what it is. Also, a shitload of people in this joke of a country are decidedly shitty. Can't forget that.