Bill

I mostly tweet my thoughts during spooky movies, & once a year I live-tweet the WKC dog show.

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I don't ever want to become the type of woman that responds "get behind me Satan" when offered dessert.

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That was fun. See y'all next year, maybe. Unless Twitter keeps wanting to tell me I'm a bot. #WestminsterDogShow

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We did it, guys. He didn't just make the podium this year. Monty killed it. I'm so happy I could cry. #westminsterdogshow

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Archer wasn't my first pick, but they told me I couldn't be a judge because "snuggability iSn'T a BrEeD StAnDaRd" Terriers out of the way. Bring on Best in Show. #WestminsterDogShow

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Someone go get me a medal. We have a winner for best smile. #WestminsterDogShow

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Printer ran out of ink, but we tried our best. #WestminsterDogShow

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Castle looks like an old lady in the woods that SWEARS she won't eat you. #WestminsterDogShow

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Move it, football head!...into my arms. So I can love you. #WestminsterDogShow

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Now THAT'S a beautiful dog. Send the rest home. #WestminsterDogShow

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HELL YEAH, MONTY!! Taking the working group for the third year in a row. #WestminsterDogShow

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The face of a good boy that just wants to go home. #WestminsterDogShow

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#WestminsterDogShow

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I call foul play. That's just a muppet. #WestminsterDogShow

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Can we PLEASE put all of our efforts into making a "giant" variety of other breeds? We have the technology. I need to see a Dachshund the size of a Great Dane. #WestminsterDogShow

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Monty came to win more than the group. He came to win hearts. #WestminsterDogShow

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This Dogo is just happy to be here. All attention is good attention. #WestminsterDogShow

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Dre fights crime. #WestminsterDogShow

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That's a guardian alright. Guardian of my HEART. #WestminsterDogShow

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Know what job and Akita has? Laying on the ground and letting me hold it. #WestminsterDogShow

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He's beauty and he's graaaaace. He somehow won the sporting grooooup. 🎶#WestminsterDogShow