Parody Tim Kalns

parody of the parody - council officer and ex Sky blue Trust gobshite behind @liesreid @on_cov @fishytimmy and all those other dire accounts with no followers

[Parody Tim Kalns @billingham15]

I’ve got a picture of my boyfriend @salop888 on my profile. He’s a hunk isn’t he?

[Parody Tim Kalns @billingham15]

@psb_group @RossBeadle @SkyCcfc Let’s me honest Daryll promotion ruins our NOPM stance let’s get that Posh guy on C4

[Parody Tim Kalns @billingham15]

@SkyBluesTalk He’s my friend leave him alone

[Parody Tim Kalns @billingham15]

@nama_rupa @dan1kelly @laineydoyle Ooh I like you

[Parody Tim Kalns @billingham15]

@psb_group @mrblueskyccfc @skybluejamo @skybluezam87 Hey I’m a included in the group? As without me it’s just one twat isn’t it, may as well make it a duo of twats - that makes us a pair of cunts doesn’t it?

[Parody Tim Kalns @billingham15]

@wireinthebrain Not me John. Us sane labour lads stick together

[Parody Tim Kalns @billingham15]

@Cllr_KevinMaton @ProSyn You really are a comedy genius Kev - I love you

[Parody Tim Kalns @billingham15]

@flemoil I am to be fair

[Parody Tim Kalns @billingham15]

@ticope87 @Kedwondo @Donna060686 @ThaGreen_Guy23 Nah we are the worst. I blame Sisu I’m going to do another parody account

[Parody Tim Kalns @billingham15]

@salop888 @MackemFox @MrsNigel Bugger? You tease Chris West

[Parody Tim Kalns @billingham15]

@davemacladd @LKTranslator I can’t remember which of my 109 dull as fuck accounts im using most of the time

[Parody Tim Kalns @billingham15]

@davidhartley2 @TheBoyBert Fuck off - give it Sunderland

[Parody Tim Kalns @billingham15]

@TheBoyBert Stop this talk of success all ccfc fans want us to fail under Shitsu - I’m doing a silly GIF that makes fuck all sense

[Parody Tim Kalns @billingham15]

@JimmyHillsChin how’s lockdown? Me and @salop888 have had a great VE Day street party - we aren’t social distancing though ha he

[Parody Tim Kalns @billingham15]

Wasps are building a new hotel (well out of Lego) and me and my big boyfriend @salop888 have the honeymoon suite reserved

[Parody Tim Kalns @billingham15]

All this talk of promotion we need to void the season! We can’t get promoted or wasps may never own us!

[Parody Tim Kalns @billingham15]

@kovbIog @ticope87 @magnuhorse Hey what’s happened to my other hilarious account @liesreid ? Seems to be suspended for unusual activity? Have you been getting behind CCFC?

[Parody Tim Kalns @billingham15]

@salop888 @MarkFrancois12 Make sure your big pants have holes in the back for tonight big boy

[Parody Tim Kalns @billingham15]

@uk_orca @salop888 Are you a sperm whale

[Parody Tim Kalns @billingham15]

@uk_orca Ooh you look like my boyfriend @salop888