Bruce Wayne

Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist

[Bruce Wayne @BillionDlrBruce]

@TDPsLane You’re not getting an interview with me until you admit whether or not you’re actually eating this stuff. Even for a Handsome, Charismatic, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist like myself, this is too perfect.

[Bruce Wayne @BillionDlrBruce]

@TDPsLane So which one was for who at the Planet?

[Bruce Wayne @BillionDlrBruce]

@TDPsLane Can’t wait to see it. It’ll give us all some very interesting insight into what he does, how he operates, and his overall mission.

[Bruce Wayne @BillionDlrBruce]

@nicehairguy You know better than to post ridiculous conspiracy theories on your main account, Dick.

[Bruce Wayne @BillionDlrBruce]

My son has done a lot of good within Wayne Enterprises, but he’s been focusing more on Blüdhaven than he has Gotham. I’m not complaining, but he tends to forget where he comes from sometimes. @nicehairguy

[Bruce Wayne @BillionDlrBruce]

Nelson & Murdock have done great things for the good people of Hell’s Kitchen. That’s why we here at Wayne Enterprises are happy to announce that we’re taking on @nofearattorney as the head of our Legal Department here.

[Bruce Wayne @BillionDlrBruce]

@Elektchios @GothamsDarkest I’ve got better things to do than run around in a bat costume beating up criminals. I love what he’s doing, but it’s not my style.

[Bruce Wayne @BillionDlrBruce]

The rumors that I look incredibly similar to @GothamsDarkest is a rude, and frankly disingenuous lie. I may share the same masculine, beautiful chiseled jawline as him, but that does NOT make us the same man.

[Bruce Wayne @BillionDlrBruce]

@GothamsDarkest You’ve done great things for this city, and we’re lucky to have you, Batman.