rorie aondeline

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[rorie aondeline @billkillerbbq]

I want to set my home on fire and disappear into the desert but have to settle for going to work in three hours

[hannah @shamediarist]

fourth of july is gonna feel like this

[rorie aondeline @billkillerbbq]

"I was literally talking about how much I wanted to go to the river today with Rorie."

[rorie aondeline @billkillerbbq]

BITCH

[rorie aondeline @billkillerbbq]

said I got a filet-o-fish and Cody was like "lemme guess you dined in and sat in a booth?"

[rorie aondeline @billkillerbbq]

"This is a loaded question, do you like Crystal Castles?"

[rorie aondeline @billkillerbbq]

@Slimothyjamezz 🥹🌞❤️‍🩹

[rorie aondeline @billkillerbbq]

crying at work bc I miss the Krypton Coaster

[rorie aondeline @billkillerbbq]

so jaded that I almost got hit by a car who ran a red light and just stood there and rolled my eyes

[rorie aondeline @billkillerbbq]

getting multiple shifts covered to maximize my six flags agenda

[rorie aondeline @billkillerbbq]

need to stay alive for the revolution but I genuinely cannot deal with the climate wars

[rorie aondeline @billkillerbbq]

that free hot dog from Merci Jones yesterday is working overtime rn

[A @seattleiminyou]

It’s too hot out and I’m too fat for anything to be funny today

[rorie aondeline @billkillerbbq]

hugged a baby German shepherd named Arya and feeling whole

[rorie aondeline @billkillerbbq]

"IPAs give you tits for some reason." - @Slimothyjamezz

[rorie aondeline @billkillerbbq]

@_lilsaltlamp_ the veil is thin as fuck bb

[rorie aondeline @billkillerbbq]

hungover and crying about the Spurs before 11am hbu

[rorie aondeline @billkillerbbq]

not scared anymore bc the internet said it's due to my fiber intake and love of fermented foods

[rorie aondeline @billkillerbbq]

forgot to wear deodorant today and am creeped out by my lack of body odor tbh and feeling even more alien than usual

[rorie aondeline @billkillerbbq]

gonna keep pulling the dead dad card when everyone's being stubborn about driving home drunk bc it seems to really work

[rorie aondeline @billkillerbbq]

first in my family line to headbang on the San Antonio VIA bus