Bill Laskowski

Comedy, podcasts, and bears oh my!

[Bill Laskowski @BillLaskowski]

@mattdinniman Fucking amazing, also now know what its like to be one of those trust fund guys that only does heroin at burning man, you feel fantastic then it's done and you can't get more for a long time now cause you're actually a huge nerd and real drug dealers terrify you.

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@KevinHearne Canadians have always seen more shit than you expect them too.

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@hollyweirdo Looks like Jason Stackhouse from trueblood with muscular dystrophy.

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@KevinHearne Buck is the best character ever, besides Owen...

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@KevinHearne Just finished and damn it I need more Kevin!

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@hollyweirdo 😑

[Pat Rothfuss @PatrickRothfuss]

Hey the kids!

We just got some very rad news! But I very tired, and presently have much problem with the word do. Come help me write a press release on my twitchingsstream.

Can you accept this quest?

https://t.co/Xs4cX3QrHY

[Pat Rothfuss @PatrickRothfuss]

Heya everybody!

We're showing off the new @worldbuilders @minecraft server to special guest @joehills.

https://t.co/Xs4cX3QrHY

[Bill Laskowski @BillLaskowski]

@PatrickRothfuss Take my damn money now and give me those sweet ass spoilers

[MMA Roasted @MMARoasted]

I love Frank Mir but having a 28-2 Boxer (whose only losses are to Klitchko & Joshua) vs a MMA Fighter with a boxing record of 0-1 is gonna get someone killed. https://t.co/G1jiAShCT9

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@hollyweirdo Woof.

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@hollyweirdo #deaddadclub!

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@MeganMMA2 Jones would have made that pitch at the cubs game, and it's for this reason only I gotta say Conor

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@KevinHearne No! I preformed on that stage! It was a beautiful pub. Rosie's then I guess just for a taste of the Irish.

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@KevinHearne, phx resident that just found the Iron druid here, bless your heart, it's been an absolute joy to read. I'm heading to Rula for lunch tomorrow cause fek it, I haven't had fish and chips in what seems an age.

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@HerbUFCdean Yeah I think that's a bottle opener under the Bill and the 'line' is just light reflection, also he clearly uses dollar bills as napkins, silly peasants.

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2011 me had a drug dealer and bought grooming products at a store.

2021 me has a hair product dealer/ orders soaps on the internet and buys drugs in a salon with an armed security guard.

#GodBlessAmerica

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Big life stuff!!!

My brother asked me to be godfather to my soon to be niece.

While I'm honored, I'm also pissed cause Ive always strived to be less Italian since Jersey Shore aired, and I do a shit Brando impression.

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@hollyweirdo Idk about hotter but I think I got a hernia, that starts with an h, I just want to feel included...

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Cosby is getting out and Trumps Family getting indited are headlines I saw today but didn't read
I did read into the implications of these articles heavily
1. If there is a God, it has a sick sense of humor
2. It's not safe to leave your pudding cup unattended at the bar again