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Life is just a series of phases.

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@StateDept Q: What’s a Global Compact?

A: It’s like a Global Contract, only smaller.

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@imelizabethlane @eurofounder The Matthias Schmidt account is skillful trolling. They didn’t include the word ‘parody’ in their bio for the same reason The Onion described themselves as ‘America’s Finest News Source’. It’s better if you figure it out for yourself.

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@lporiginalg How come they never get the bottom row fixed?

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@AustinPendleton @Bret_Sears We know state capitals. Or my name isn’t Helena Columbus Augusta!

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@CoolRiverVibe @AreOhEssEyeEe Underrated comment

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@MetamateDaz Thank you for tweeting this. It really hit home.

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@RagingBull767

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@Arlene735912914 @FourYearStr0ng Band: Neck Deep

Song: December (again)

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@DisrespectedThe This video is telling us: A.I. is your new God. What a powerful message 🙏

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@jtpower @AntonioTweets2 The WORST!

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@SocietyQueen999 Purses are the Bermuda Triangle of bags.

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@TheBuckYouWill I’m so old I worked as a cook at that restaurant 💀

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@RadioGenoa

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@MichelleLA1981

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@JuanIsidro @PaulSkallas What about Alaska?

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@C_Tocqueville @BurnItD0wn @DefiantLs What’s a better word?

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@BabyD1111229 Don’t forget about Donald Trump’s older brother Fred R.I.P.

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Update: The Supreme Court has just ruled that my ban on plastic straws is both unreasonable and unconstitutional.

This is an attack on our democracy.

That's why I'm having the entire bench replaced with judges who agree with me, and putting the old judges in jail for life.

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Great face paint on Will Ferrell at the Oilers - Kings playoff game.

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@BurgerKingCAN The Sourdough Chicken Club was the best non-regular menu item I’ve ever tried at BK. Don’t know when it’s coming back but I LOVED this sandwich!