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i believe in natural selection

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Vegetarian but I eat eggs cause I’m pro-choice

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Getting back on my Twitter grind I love lying online

[Rafael Shimunov 🍉 🕎 @rafaelshimunov]

Someone in a Knicks jersey just freed all the animals at the central park zoo.

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Calling my bf my husband extra fun bc stolen valor ifykyk

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

I really know dem #knicks ' @rowblanchard

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That’s crazy

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Ppl be wildin saying a $30 min wage in New York is crazy clearly don’t live there. assuming you work 40 hrs a week for the whole year not considering taxes 62,400 would be yearly salary - if avg apt to rent in nyc is 3300-that’s 39,600 a year leaving 1900 leftover per month

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What’s funny about being a fine dining host is if you want a table you have to go through me and I’m hungover and if you want your food you have to go through them and they’re also hungover

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@woods_jus @ABC7 You’re a piece of shit

[N @dearvotion]

Christian Dior S/S 1992 “Palladio” dress by the late Gianfranco Ferré who had a degree in architecture.

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I love living through the red scare 🤭🤪

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They can say I owe taxes but jokes on them I don’t have money 🤪 come and get it

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@tonyhawk are you a mustard guy on hotdogs or nah

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I don’t think Karoline leavitt knows she’s lying

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I haven’t bankrupted any business jus sayin 🥱

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Co presidents husband presidents husbresidents brosidents pedoresidents pedoresidential lovers. Those men do not sit 5 feet apart in the hot tub

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@aboyandhisd0g I try to do them a couple hours later or the next day depending on how much is in the sink, no dishwasher so I try to stay on dat shit

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Everyone in the Luigi mangione doc is too old and not chronically online enough to understand truly everything he says and it’s pmo

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