Bill Napier

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

Dear US government,

Since you've just blocked Fable and Mythos on critical national security grounds, here are some other tools that pose a similar threat to the American people:

- Microsoft Teams
- SAP
- Salesforce
- Jira
- Outlook

Please do what you must to save America 🇺🇸

[Bill Napier @billnapier]

I'm on day 4. No news from @ATT except that they're "working on it". Nobody can give me an eta for a fix. I should have stayed with @Xfinity. This is what I get for chasing price. No support.

[Bill Napier @billnapier]

Yo @ATT my Internet has been out for 36 hours. Yesterday you said it would be fixed by 7pm, and then 1am, and now there is no estimated time to fix. What up? Are you actually gonna fix it?

[Bill Napier @billnapier]

Non-californians: It's so beautiful here all the time! Let's have lunch outside

Californians: eh, it's partly cloudy this morning and a little brisk, let's eat inside.

You develop different standards.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

If you drive around California in a convertible with your top on you're a fucking monster

[Bill Napier @billnapier]

Should have stayed with @Xfinity

[Bill Napier @billnapier]

Yo @ATT my Internet has been out for 36 hours. Yesterday you said it would be fixed by 7pm, and then 1am, and now there is no estimated time to fix. What up? Are you actually gonna fix it?

[Bill Napier @billnapier]

@sayoojkeloth @mil000 GitHub is having enough problems running GitHub, not sure I'd want to depend on their other products.

[Bill Napier @billnapier]

@GoogleOSS @dvirsegev I love the gatekeeping here.

[Bill Napier @billnapier]

@lauriewired Omg I read this as "radioactive soldier"

[Law in Japan @Colin_P_A_Jones]

@RGA This is Major Tom to tech support
I’m clicking on the tab
But it’s acting in a most peculiar way
And the menu ribbon looks quite different today

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Hogwarts houses but it's programming languages:

Gryffindor: Rust mass (mass evangelists, mass bravery, mass mass rewriting things that already work)

Ravenclaw: Haskell (nobody understands what they're doing, including them)

Hufflepuff: Python (loyal, hardworking, pip install everything)

Slytherin: JavaScript (will do anything to achieve its goals, has no morals, somehow runs the world)

[Jessica @Slinkyka]

One week until my mental health becomes the Chicago Cubs responsibility

[Bill Napier @billnapier]

@AlHemmingsen Reading between the lines - do you think we'll see a similar pattern with LLMs? The engineers using them to build remaining close with the institutional memory. And the LLMs being programmers in low cost locations.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Daylight saving is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

[Bill Napier @billnapier]

@RoguePOTUSStaff @evanhill The technical term is hallucinate whether you like it or not.

[Bill Napier @billnapier]

@__apf__ @SkyTheViking My neighborhood in San Jose used to be an orchard, so very common to have fruit trees in the backyard.

[Gary Schwitzer @garyschwitzer]

CBS News producer Mary Walsh resigns after 46 years, because “We’ve been told to aim our reporting at a particular part of the political spectrum. Honestly, I don’t know how to do that.” https://t.co/t4OvLBaYCZ

[Bill Napier @billnapier]

@__apf__ I ask people if they have the 35 minutes available it would take for me to explain it to them.

[Lysander, 9 CHA Bard @9chabard]

i used to be the captain of my soul but then i got promoted to admiral of my soul and now i'm too busy with politicking to focus on the low-level operational decisions of my soul

[Liam O'Brien @VoiceOfOBrien]

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
—George Orwell, 1984

[Bill Napier @billnapier]

@MartinShkreli @duncanstives WTF freedom of the press applies to the government not to private sector. They can 100% sue the shit out of them.