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📍lafayette, in

[trash jones @jzux]

ok my only actual Oppenheimer take is that it’s so unbelievably funny to be watching an intense period piece and have to be like “is that… josh peck?”

[ēllē @billowsofblonde]

Summer Reading Giveaway #giveaway #win https://t.co/wEk8XCeptx

[ēllē @billowsofblonde]

I promised Brad when we got married I would eat chicken again. My stomach hurts yall 😅

[ēllē @billowsofblonde]

if 2020 were a mood it would be this snap at 2am of my bathroom in my off campus house senior year

[ēllē @billowsofblonde]

Furnishing a new apartment is super overwhelming because do you just like dive into FB marketplace or do find *cute* and *trendy* things on amazon/way fair/home goods??

[ēllē @billowsofblonde]

My toxic trait is over tipping and thats simply because I think the service industry deserves more

[An Post Malone @CianClarke1]

There are no vegan men, just..

[ēllē @billowsofblonde]

the constant urge to send a message to people who post a gym selfie on their instagram story saying “nobody cares”

[trash jones @jzux]

ask not what your country can do for you. they literally won’t do it

[ēllē @billowsofblonde]

Just saw a pizza restaurant list a “build your own” as an “elon musk”

[ēllē @billowsofblonde]

I’m sorry if I sound blunt or direct or emotionless in texts. I promise that’s not who I am in person. I just truly don’t feel like adding more than what needs to be said.

[ēllē @billowsofblonde]

My toxic trait is opening marketing emails for 40%-60% off, putting 4 items in my cart, and never checking out.

[ēllē @billowsofblonde]

If you haven’t gotten drunk and then listened to Yellow by Coldplay you haven’t lived.

[ēllē @billowsofblonde]

Are rush tits still a thing for frats?

[ēllē @billowsofblonde]

Let’s just cut to the chase and send our pics and quirky quotes directly to our friends

[ēllē @billowsofblonde]

26 means referring to a 5:30pm coffee as a nightcap

[ēllē @billowsofblonde]

While I was away from social media for Lent, I was texting one of my gal friends all the things I would have tweeted if I was on Twitter. Get ready for a thought dump.

[ēllē @billowsofblonde]

Someone asked me if I have any hobbies yesterday. I took a moment, and then realized that it’s charcuterie and that the irony of that is that I can never eat any of it.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Good question

[‏ٰ @gweisama]

adulthood just discovering half yo family mentally ill