🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist

Percussionist. Educator. Technologist. Researcher. Coffee. Premier League. An occasional dram. Views expressed here are my own. He/him/his.

[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

instantly evergreen; put it on that satellite we send out in case there are aliens

[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

@burn_amb For a second I mistook this for The Night Manager and almost had a conniption.

[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

@RedThunderAudio one of the world's most popular gender-neutral bathrooms

[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

@Kristen_Arnett COME ON
COME ON
COME ON

BAJA

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[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

@markasaurus There's a grand total of four blocks downtown that look like a city; the rest is strip-mall suburbia and edge-of-the-desert mcmansions.

[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

@MoanaLisha and here we are in 2024, still beating ploughshares into swords for a tired old man who we elected king

[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

@rev_avocado umm, facially violate the first amendment, yep

[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

@PatBlanchfield I guess they don't get into Marillion until the MFA.

[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

chelsea fans go hard

[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

@joshshepperd If your department has enough obstinate long-serving faculty members who were around when the curriculum was last revised (say, a decade ago), and they remember the process as arduous, they can monkeywrench proposed revisions until they retire. Meanwhile, everyone gets older, &c.

[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

@markasaurus a house on stilts is a house on stilts

[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

@DanRShafer Seeing as D's look like they're ready to throw away MI, yeah, probably.

[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

@janecoaston It's either a great new term or the Philadelphia pronunciation of the old term.

[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

@markasaurus I didn't experience this messaging institutionally, but I do remember the day one of my HS teachers told me I was "wasting my life" if I followed the career path I'm still on.

[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

@mcmansionhell [a/k/a gramsci, "time of monsters," etc. etc.]

[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

@mcmansionhell it's impossible for generational cycles of trauma and abuse to be broken quietly or comfortably. bring the noise. bring the mess. build something better.

[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

@pwallinga yep yep yep

[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

@mcopelov we should fight about cymbals sometime, i mean talk about cymbals sometime

[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

@aksocolofsky and they say kids have less respect these days, not true

[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

@PatBlanchfield not to mention that there is actually an ongoing war featuring set-piece battles and geographically coherent belligerents, and people are still unable to come to the right conclusions about who the Bad Guys are

[🇺🇦 diego simeone's hairstylist @billsallak]

@PatBlanchfield it really is only a matter of time until we see IDF TikToks with Britney's "Oops, I Did It Again" as background music