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new favorite bit is when someone likes comedy i surreptitiously steer towards norm macdonald then act like im not familiar and then force them to explain why hes good.

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why do people keep calling nathan fielder shows art

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@TrevorScottReal Yeah the losses on the next year are credited. Why are you acting like mark to market accounting isn’t a common thing already.

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No it’s because he disrespected wu tang. NYC jury, straight to jail.

[taoki @justalexoki]

its funny everybody seems to think Martin Shkreli went to prison for the HIV drug price increase thing but it was actually just securities fraud, using the funds of the pharma company he was CEO of to pay back his hedge fund investors

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I get it now. We, the human race, fucked it all up didn’t we.

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism

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His lawyers just told him he’s probably going to lose.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Btw, the proceeds of any legal victory in the OpenAI case will be donated to charity. I will in no way enrich myself.

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@dieworkwear Imagine thinking that McDonald’s are clueless at marketing

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@Waffl3x If fact, the optimizations performed by a modern cpu on byte code blow the modern compiler’s optimizations on c code right out of the water.

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I wonder how much trump cackled when he told JD it was his turn in the spotlight

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I wonder how much of his thinking was “he looks just like saddam”

[lari @martiniposting]

perfect watch after a long day of directing CIA sponcon

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@wanyeburkett Banal is one way to describe your constant pontificating on this app.

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@olivercantfail https://t.co/5Wi4uKdcoB

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@olivercantfail Love her

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

My “My Wife is not a plagiarist and she has no connection to Jeffrey Epstein” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

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@NateSilver538 Vonnegut opens slaughterhouse five by saying his book is anti-war, to which another writer retorts “may as well write an anti-glacier book” to which vonnegut responds “i see your point” then he proceeds to tell his story.

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They def kept jeff lynns terrible strings in only so peter jackson could put the studio goofin off in the video.

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@biggestjoel Where is it expressed that the ripping down of posters compromises search and rescue? Is it just that they’re propaganda and therefore fair game?

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Is the only thing thats still good on twitter cat videos?