Walter Sobchak

Billy G. Brooklyn

Writer. Probably gonna start a podcast someday.

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@jhutch1992 are you in the market for a stand in? I have a few pounds on you, but I’ve been told we look alike

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@scummings_ Straight as an arrow. He had an old school hiking backpack and got off at Penn with me. Shoulda seen where he went from there

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Guy next to me on Amtrak has sucked down 2 stone IPA’s and 3 jack and cokes. It’s 12:18. Badass

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@AstoriaOregon can we find some investors to build a goonies amusement park please

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@AmericanGwyn as an Oklahoma guy, where do you rank outsiders in terms of Oklahoma fiction/ stories?

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@zachlanebryan dude hmu if you wanna drink some beers and talk about isbell and good old fashioned country americana before your foxboro shows

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Interesting that SGP’s were all of a sudden available for NC state vs South Carolina 🤔

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Seems pretty sexist that I can’t fire up a same game parlay on Iowa vs LSU tonight. @DraftKings care to explain?

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Seems pretty sexist that I can’t fire up a same game parlay on Iowa vs LSU tonight. @DraftKings care to explain?

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Horrendous officiating in overtime, clearly favoring Oakland and not favoring my parlay

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@AmericanGwyn Did I miss out on these? Just finished the book and looks like these are private now

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@RedSox @RedSoxBeisbol I think the DR games this year are a really cool idea. I was wondering if the organization had any plans or initiatives to help the severely impoverished population through this relationship?

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Jason segel’s character is 27 in forgetting Sarah Marshall. Gonna kms

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i love that commercial where emmitt smith and peyton manning order a round for the bar and then chuck bud lights at patrons. Causing concussions after retirement lol

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honestly pretty fucked up when you realize a character in a movie is actually younger than you

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Picture quality sucks on peacock stream

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nfl having exclusive rights for streaming playoff games is absurd. Streamers and networks will continue to cannibalize each other until we go back reading (hopefully)

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Honestly golden globes was inhumane for marty and bob. These men are in their 80's. Let them go to bed

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@Xfinity @NFLonFOX why am I being shown the giants vs saints when i’m less than an hour from foxboro?

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If there’s a pic of you in a Facebook album from 2008 with shit drawn all over your face I will probably vote for you for president

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Remember when we were told not to post photos of us fucked up on the internet because it would affect our futures? Well I’ve decided i’m only interested in political candidates who have those types of photos out there