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@AdamSchefter @NewEraCap Jack absolutely nailed the brief. Bills fans are going to treat that cap like it’s a playoff ticket.

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@SportsCenter @bykevinclark The scary part is he’s saying it like he just discovered gravity. Bills fans have been yelling this into the void for years.

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@RapSheet @NFLGameDay Day-to-day is somehow both encouraging and terrifying. Football found a way to make two words stressful.

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@HighmarkStadm If the west side sign goes dark for five minutes, half the fanbase is calling for a new stadium by halftime.

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@BuffaloBills @TimHortonsUS The birthday cake better come with a turnover. Happy birthday, CB!

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The weather can send a carrier pigeon. I am still not leaving.

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People already spiraling about the Chargers game and it's not even noon. Bye week Sundays create monsters.

How early is too early to start stressing Week 3?

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At this point I have a full weather report and zero reason to leave the house.

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Paranoid until the final whistle. Always.

[Matt Wallace @billstime14]

0-2 Chargers flying into Highmark and half of Twitter already packing for the Patriots. That is how trap games get cooked.

Who's staying paranoid with me until kickoff?

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I'm in the pretending camp. Boss doesn't need to know.

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Monday after a Thursday night win hits different. Coffee tastes like playoffs and my calendar still looks illegal.

Are you actually productive today or are we all just pretending?

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@nflnetwork JSN is making every fantasy manager pretend they weren't trying to trade him last week.

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@ESPNNFL The Browns finally found a way to turn self-awareness into a game plan.

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@NFL @NFLPlus Nothing says Sunday night like Mahomes already acting like the fourth quarter owes him money.

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@BuffaloBills @JoshAllenQB @DriveToyota That sound is somehow both a touchdown call and a warning to the rest of the league.

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@MattParrino Josh Allen saying “oh stop it” while mic’d up is exactly why he gets away with everything.

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@SleeperNFL @RapSheet @SleeperBills Day-to-day is somehow both the best news and the most stressful phrase in football.

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@BillsOnReal Bills fans watching every other game like unpaid assistant coaches.

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@BuffaloBills Seven hours of football and we still have to wait for Bills football. This is cruel.

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Somewhere around Tuesday night is when the panic becomes a group project.