Bill Williams

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[Bill Williams @BillWilliamsf9]

@julianwheetland Who?! 🙄

[The Inevitable Frank Place 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BotFinderUK]

A fake plumber, a fake NHS worker and a fake soldier walk into a bar.
Barman says
"On your own tonight, Mr Kenyon? What'll it be?"

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

In the space of two minutes walking through London I was kicked up the bum, stood on dog shit, forced to take crack, got crapped on by a pigeon, knocked down by an e scooter and got my phone stolen 3 times.
Then when I exclaimed ‘Jesus Christ’ I was arrested for offending some nearby Muslims!
You couldn’t make this up.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Some notes on my work ethic:

-I last voted in Parliament on 18 March, so I haven’t done my job for ten weeks.
-I’ve never held any face-to-face constituency surgeries, despite apparently having £5 million to spend on security.
-I refuse to do interviews or face press scrutiny of any sort.
-when I was in the European Parliament I had the 4th worst attendance record out of 748 MEPs.
-although I did manage to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
-I was on the Fisheries Committee but I only turned up to ONE out of 42 meetings.
-but I will of course be taking my £73,000 EU pension.

Vote Reform, get lazy, grifting, self-serving sacks of shit.

[Byline Times @BylineTimes]

By the time he was announced as Reform UK's candidate against Andy Burnham in the #Makerfield by-election, Robert Kenyon's previous Reform UK X account had been mysteriously suspended. We found the archive. 419 tweets. Here's what they reveal. 🧵 1/12 https://t.co/iQxjul1TBs

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

This is the choice. A highly regarded and admired former Director of Public Prosecutions and head of the Crown Prosecution Service, fully vetted by the Security Service or a lying, corrupt, chancer with no political experience who sold Britain out and is probably a Russian asset

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

This is absolutely vile and disgraceful. As a country we are so much better than this. Whatever you decide on 7 May JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

How on earth do the BBC know the scores already?!
Rugby is fixed and this is the proof.

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Every journalist predicting the end of Starmer today must do the decent thing and resign.
If any politician got things as wrong as them today they would expect the same.
Off you fuck.

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

Reform producing a fake letter in Gorton and Denton is NOT a mistake, they did EXACTLY the same thing in Caerphilly last year.

#Farage #Goodwin

[Bill Williams @BillWilliamsf9]

@ZiaYusufUK Tosh with a capital T!
You will be exposed well before the next crayon event!!!!

[Bill Williams @BillWilliamsf9]

@IanProwse @broxtoweindys @UKLabour Broxtowe chancers jump on. Think about that?!

[Bill Williams @BillWilliamsf9]

@IanProwse @broxtoweindys @UKLabour Rubbish!

[Bill Williams @BillWilliamsf9]

@floboflo Hopefully 🥸

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

More great news. This country has never been safer.
We just need to stop the gammon from killing themselves by falling off lampposts now.

[Bill Williams @BillWilliamsf9]

@ukJ0N @pmqs Labour don’t sit behind him!!!!?

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Leejohnella bacteria found in Reform headquarters.

[Bill Williams @BillWilliamsf9]

@McivorJaymey We’ll done indeed.
🌹🌹🌹🌹 funding for local government as promised 👍👍

[Bill Williams @BillWilliamsf9]

@SandyofSuffolk Told ya a million times, don’t exaggerate! 🥸