Jason Green

Pretty boring to be honest.

[Jason Green @billy3balls]

Happy Anniversary @shazgreen69 @karlisgreat
I’ll pop in to see you both on my way home

[Jason Green @billy3balls]

@daveberry_tweet Got whammed by @BBCBreakfast this morning! Thought I was going all the way. #Whamageddon

[Jason Green @billy3balls]

@piersmorgan Genuine question: Does being a top level cunt ever wear you out?

[Jason Green @billy3balls]

@karlisgreat @shazgreen69 Are you away?

[Jason Green @billy3balls]

Happy Birthday @karlisgreat and Happy Anniversary to you & @shazgreen69 Hope you have a good one! 😘 xx

[Jason Green @billy3balls]

@wbuxtonofficial Not until 8am 😤

[Jason Green @billy3balls]

Happy Birthday @shazgreen69 you proper sort! Have a cracking day. Didn’t forget this year did I eh. 😘 😘 Love you loads! xx

[Jason Green @billy3balls]

@bargainhunter92 @megtaylss

[Jason Green @billy3balls]

@fesshole We’ve got a dickhead at work that does this which fucking winds me up, what’s more annoying is that after tipping too much in each time he will then use a teaspoon to stir it! Wanker!

[Jason Green @billy3balls]

@Pianokit @FukThPopulation @wonderofscience No worries, apologies for geeking out a bit there.

[Jason Green @billy3balls]

@Pianokit @FukThPopulation @wonderofscience A “bendy bus” (articulated) is around 60’ long but not the 2 axle rigid London Bus that the “Scale” shows.

[Jason Green @billy3balls]

@Pianokit @FukThPopulation @wonderofscience A 61’ long rigid vehicle would struggle to get around most corners in London.

[Jason Green @billy3balls]

@Pianokit @FukThPopulation @wonderofscience

[Jason Green @billy3balls]

@Pianokit @FukThPopulation @wonderofscience Whoever knocked that up needs to purchase a new tape measure! A London Bus is nowhere near 61’ long!! They are approx 36’

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Disgusting.

[Danny Roldan @DroldnArt]

@MarkHamill America: The Land of the Fee 💰

[Jason Green @billy3balls]

Happy Anniversary @shazgreen69 & @karlisgreat (and happy birthday Bruv) see you later xx 😘

[Jason Green @billy3balls]

@ladbible Thinking that I have a top notch fart on it’s way & then full on shitting myself 🤬

[Jason Green @billy3balls]

@Morrisons one of my colleagues decided to treat us to some of your very tasty Raspberry Doughnuts this morning, unfortunately one of my other colleagues found what looks like bits of teeth in his! Mine was nice though & he’s a bit of a twat so every cloud & all that.