billy mallon

I make god's creations taste even better

[billy mallon @billy_mallon]

@Shanemgillis did I see the intros proper? Philly Eagles have 2 white defensive backs?

[billy mallon @billy_mallon]

I'd really like it if @JakeFrom could get my claim sorted out from August 2022. I'd even wrestle @Schwarzenegger if need be.

[billy mallon @billy_mallon]

My first 10 will be my toughest..my next 10 will be harder

[billy mallon @billy_mallon]

@kenjimallon If you are a puzzler/modeler..check out UGears!

[billy mallon @billy_mallon]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Only 50% of calf's are actually twins

[billy mallon @billy_mallon]

@RandyMoss have appreciated you from day 1 as a football player, human and fisherman. Thank you for being open..also would love to fish someday, man!

[billy mallon @billy_mallon]

Taco decided the tree didn't have enough bark so brought some of his personal collection to the highest branches. #dogsdontgrowontrees @ Angel Farms https://t.co/3HXvxDKX1f

[billy mallon @billy_mallon]

Distance is not isolation. As you can see there is CLEARLY nobody around me. Distance is safe people, but also use this time to get yo ass outside and still do some fun things! Also caught a baby dick fish on the… https://t.co/YbSTBopEoi

[billy mallon @billy_mallon]

Dude has been a badass in the industry and someone I have admire and looked up to and briefly had the privilege to work under. It has haunted me that I could not prove myself to this man as someone I was inspired by.… https://t.co/BlvPFEwJ8L

[billy mallon @billy_mallon]

Words can not describe the appreciation this friend feels towards me. Possibly the nicest things that could be said about me. #momalwayssaid #discodrew #igotmail https://t.co/BKjAuygTEc

[billy mallon @billy_mallon]

@nickbaumgartner I'd take your temp rectally

[billy mallon @billy_mallon]

This Corona virus is a conspiracy to get anti vaxxers to shut the fuck up.

[billy mallon @billy_mallon]

I have a hair appointment

[billy mallon @billy_mallon]

I'm an east coaster too..I'm from southern ohio..#wheretheydontteachgeography

[billy mallon @billy_mallon]

Be avid about something

[billy mallon @billy_mallon]

Good morning Southern Oregon! Beautiful day to be on paragon_farms! Let's fill some beds and build a hoopty! https://t.co/qD4l5o0s1F

[billy mallon @billy_mallon]

I hate starting my day like this..its the worst. #rogueriver #rockjumping #sundayfunday https://t.co/v9RVexf8B4

[billy mallon @billy_mallon]

While I love single Moms of all shapes and sizes, some full, some trimmed..this summer is like wutangclan..this is for the children! #getsome #muchlove #southernoregon https://t.co/JOVTbZpl7o

[billy mallon @billy_mallon]

When an amazing friend you have only seen once in the past 10 years sends a care package from home! #muchlove #discodrew #getsome #discodrewdoesntadvertise https://t.co/UjhBWPSM9R

[billy mallon @billy_mallon]

a 1 day contract to retire with a team is sentimental..but is overplayed..its like being the Billy Madison of sports