The Okendo

Be your own boss!

[Alex Njenga @alexnjenga]

Good afternoon @ICEALION kindly process my claim (KDV 187J) of Ksh 7,800,000. I’m tired of the everyday lies from Magdalene Nekesa of the claims department.

[BIGFISH🐠 @osumo_brad]

This is a whole sentence in Luo

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

If you had any doubts as to whether the car insurance sector in Kenya is one big institutionalized scam, here is your proof. Big shame on the insurance companies that treat people like this. Bigger shame on IRA that fails to crack down on these greedy fellas.

[. @Papa_Ibeji]

@98_patrobas Haha this was Starch 2yrs ago. Alums threatened to withdraw sponsorships mpaka he got uninvited. Since then GoK has refused to post teachers, infrastructure funds, and even tried to change grade 9 selection this year…the pain is worth it though

[Boniface G. Mwangi @GathogoBMwangi]

To the new Kikuyus on loan, house keeping kidogo:

Atĩrĩrĩ - A beginning of a conversation.

Reuree - Attention seeking to start a talk.

Onee Diooo - Kills silence and starts a random talk.

Digithia Ngoma - Used when you are loosing an argument.

Ngui ĩno - Replying to a govt blogger politely.

Kai wi na Ngoma wee - Respectful reply to MPs and such

Thie nakou wee - When you completely loose an argument.

RETWEET to other Kikuyus On-loan.
#WeAreAllKikuyus

[Max Verstappen @Max33Verstappen]

🎌 This one means a lot. What a great weekend for us, we never give up 💪

[Fotos de Fatos @FotosDeFatos]

Coragem, o Cão Covarde.

[CHOBOS™ @SangKip4]

Show me the best looking other than the Mazda Atenza

[Jaketech @JakeTech22]

@osoroKE PS5 slim digital

59,000 KES
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[HIM🐐 @ComedianMwirigi]

Is it just me or has there been a lot of static energy lately? Unashika tu anything inakushock😭

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

Raila Odinga has lost!!!!!!!! Get innnnnn gaddamet!!!

[Jaketech @JakeTech22]

GoPro Hero 10 + 128GB card

30,000 KES
☎️ 0795 461 634

[Rein @Asamoh_]

This is big

[Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed]

Starehe School Band at the Namanga Border welcoming Ian Gichohi back to Kenya. Ian rode from Cairo to Cape to raise 100m towards the Griffin Endowment Fund. Well done Ian!

[Luo Man with some Power👌 @MrLOmondi]

Proud of the boys! @Starehe_Boys

[Njugush @BlessedNjugush]

@KNECKenya @Khahu_kani What is working in this country honestly???

[Valtteri Bottas @ValtteriBottas]

I’m coming home!

[Jaketech @JakeTech22]

@cheruiyotkb HP ProBook 455 G8

15.6” display
16GB RAM 256GB SSD
AMD Ryzen 5
Windows 11 Pro
Backlit keyboard
Aluminium chassis

45,000 KES
☎️ 0795 461 634

[The Okendo @billy_okendo]

@masilamd The compressive strength from its concrete is even worse than this adulteration of weight!