Billy Swift

Disciple of Jesus, husband to Kate, dad to 3 boys, software engineer at Roots, chicken tender fan.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Well well well, how the turntables.

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I, like, literally just can't even right now

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Welcome me back to Twitter

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I wish The Office would make one more episode set during a viral pandemic where Michael Scott runs a Zoom meeting.

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@Qatar_Customs Someone please reply to my messages. You confiscated my bag at Doha airport and I need it back please.

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@MissBuffySpears @Guerrilla Check out https://t.co/RkiyPjNRsd

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@mark_haddon dream casting for The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time movie! https://t.co/SrhpiLoSvA

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@mstiefvater dream casting for The Raven Cycle movie! https://t.co/uBrDJwDTGd

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@nickstaniforth dream casting for The Last of Us! https://t.co/5qaCTtV4Vb

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@charlieridgely dream casting for Nightwing! https://t.co/j9ktANCV1J

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@adamchitwood dream casting for Nightwing! https://t.co/j9ktANCV1J

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@kelsterbelle dream casting for Little Mermaid! https://t.co/8JKrgoIG4w

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@BlckBolex check this out! https://t.co/id2dTSju1H #fancasting #dreamcasting

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