Buffalo Bill

If you don’t like Cleveland I wouldn’t follow me

[Buffalo Bill @Billy_Wonka3]

Tell me you’re the disappointment in the family without telling me you’re the disappointment in the family

[Brady Holmer @Brady_H]

This is what peak performance looks like.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

All of us paid $45 million for this.

[Always the Jake @JacobsFieldRBW]

This goes hard

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

mood

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

cartoon with joke by my buddy Jack

[Buffalo Bill @Billy_Wonka3]

Kitchen aids color of the year

[wes @mannmiami]

how am i going to enrich the taste of this beautiful baked potato

the illustrious stick of butter:

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

this tweet is my roman empire

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

gay person: i’m gay

straight person: i’m straight

bisexual person: i’m bisexual

Notre dame fan: yea so my cousins, moms, brothers dominatrix had a friend whose coworker went to ND so I’ve been a fan since birth. Go Irish!

[Buffalo Bill @Billy_Wonka3]

@patmastalski This is an absolute heater

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.

[jack rem @jackremmington]

I’ve seen Beyoncé 9 times and every time she gets worse. She can’t dance and she certainly can’t sing. A very bad live performer.
DON’T WASTE YOUR MONEY!!!

[least interesting to look at @miss_tibz]

1 procreate a week 1/52

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

1/ Last month I had “date night” with my wife. We were resolved to stay out until at least 930. We went to one of Ann Arbor’s best credentialed bars. After 1.5 clever cocktails and some well-considered merguez sliders, we were exhausted. I called a cab.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

The slaughter of the buffalo was a crime against the earth itself — wouldn’t you agree? #NationalBisonDay 🪶🦬

[Buffalo Bill @Billy_Wonka3]

Not@me getting deep in the YouTube rabbit hole of “how to cook plantains” after burning literally all of them tonight. Head chefs were not pleased with this line cooks performance

[Buffalo Bill @Billy_Wonka3]

@miss_tibz VINDICATION, REMOVE THE SLANDER FROM MY NAME

[Buffalo Bill @Billy_Wonka3]

@miss_tibz Unbelievably sus

[Buffalo Bill @Billy_Wonka3]

🤡

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Sarah Huckabee Sanders after her gubernatorial primary win: "We will make sure that when a kid is in the womb, they're as safe as they are in a classroom."

Um.