The year is 1987 and President Dieter F. Uchtdorf is chief pilot of Lufthansa and serving as a stake president.
The Frankfurt Temple was set to be dedicated and President Uchtdorf was asked to give an interview on German national television for the occasion.
He delivered a masterclass.
Every Latter-day Saint can learn from his Spirit-guided responses to these common questions about the Church.
Take a listen (especially you German speakers):
Shhh, don't be scared little Ivan, it's just a wholesome, unjammable Starlink drone gently carrying an anti-tank mine to help some Ukrainian land... redecorate.
The filthy invaders are about to get a free sky-to-ground subscription they didn't order.
I promise it's not gonna be pretty. In fact, it's gonna be very messy. And yes, we're printing these little bastards like they're free at IKEA. More and more are incoming 😇