Bill Wagner

Girl Dad. Son. Brother. Rollformer. Sim racer. Hack golfer. 4x fantasy football champion. 4th grade spelling bee champion

[Bill Wagner @billybagels89]

Let’s start with your boss

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance: "If you are committing fraud against the American people, all of us in public leadership should be trying to stop it and throw you in prison for enriching yourself off the American taxpayer"

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

we almost had the most beautiful day

[Bill Wagner @billybagels89]

@Sassafrass_84 I wouldn’t show up if I were them either. You’re batshit crazy

[J @Jen22Colorado]

ODS

[Bill Wagner @billybagels89]

That state up north ain’t making the playoffs 🤣

[On3 @On3]

NEW: College Football Playoff Preseason Prediction via @AndyStaples🏆

Do you agree?🤔

https://t.co/dDbHXorWnQ

[Bill Wagner @billybagels89]

Says the guy who joined a 73 win team with their entire core in the prime of their careers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

Kevin Durant claims the current Sixers team looks better on paper than the 2017-18 Warriors team 👀

“Ain’t close… Don’t get how the Warriors team is better on paper.” KD said.

Which team are YOU taking? 🤔

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

If you served in the military and don’t feel insulted by this, you’re hopelessly brainwashed.

[Bill Wagner @billybagels89]

Don’t worry, our shit stain of a ‘president’ claims the economy is wonderful and that everything is sunshine and rainbows

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

The share of U.S. gross domestic income going to wages and salaries has fallen to 43%, near its lowest level since records began in 1929, per FT

[Bill Wagner @billybagels89]

@Sassafrass_84 Obama Derangement Syndrome?

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

The sitting president of the United States cannot bank with capital one. Due to suspicion of money laundering.

Are we great yet?

[Bill Wagner @billybagels89]

You think you’d do a little research before hitting ‘Post’ 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Peter Burns @PeterBurnsESPN]

9 SEC schools play at least 5 of the Top 25 teams in the coaches poll

Not a single Big 10 team plays 5.

Efficient work

[Bill Wagner @billybagels89]

It’s only fitting 👏🏻👏🏻

[Lowe's @Lowes]

@allyracing @CarvanaRacing need an ally for a last ride? Check your DMs 🏁

[Cleveland Sirens @clevelandsirens]

#HEARTHECALL📢

[Bill Wagner @billybagels89]

@SaraFran1932 @CapitalOne Yeah, you guys are the stupidest people to walk the face of the earth

[Bill Wagner @billybagels89]

I believe every bit of it

[Tom Fitton @TomFitton]

No one believes @CapitalOne.

[formerly Bri4Change2024, Bri4Change, Bri4Change1 @Bri4Change2026]

@JezziiB

[Bill Wagner @billybagels89]

Of course they are…

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Cleveland's new stadium will feature artificial turf when it opens for the 2029 season, per @ProFootballTalk.

The Browns currently play their home games on grass.

[Bill Wagner @billybagels89]

Eventually I’ll start watching this team again…

[Nick Camino @NickCaminoWKYC]

Foster Griffin is 12-3 this season with a 3.06 ERA

Cleveland going for it, my friends.

[Bill Wagner @billybagels89]

With this asshole running the show, we definitely are losers

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Trump: Windmills, you lose your shirt. Any country with windmills is a loser

[Cleveland Sirens @clevelandsirens]

👀8.4.26.