Billy Barnes

Creative Director. Copywriter. Zoo Keeper.

[Billy Barnes @BillyBarnesCD]

@RepSantosNY03 Hahahahahahbahahahahah

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This is Andi Owen, CEO of MillerKnoll. She received a bonus of nearly $4,000,000. This is her response to workers annoyed that they won’t be receiving one.

[Dan Szymborski @DSzymborski]

My Saturday fun project: using AI, every US president as a Pixar character.

[dave trott @davetrott]

Imagine that, an ad that you want to watch again and again, what a revolutionary thought

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

You’re welcome, @KariLake.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Burnzie: "Say Ohio was First in Flight again. I dare you."

[Billy Barnes @BillyBarnesCD]

@kevincorfield I'm going to fish a half full can of Copenhagen out of the trash and dip all night.

[Dust-to-Digital @dusttodigital]

Italian actor Italo Vegliante performing music composed by Ennio Morricone in a hair salon.

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

The guy made anchorman, step brothers and talledega nights. Listen to him and do as much as you can...

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Wait till the playoffs, right Bruins fans?

[Charles P. Pierce @CharlesPPierce]

Eric Boehlert was 57, but his spirit was decades younger and his wisdom was decades older https://t.co/VOcIvBdg19

[Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien]

1/oh my goodness: Just got crushing news from Tracy Breslin, wife of @EricBoehlert https://t.co/l0nOnE0Tad Has died in a bike accident, age 57. Adored his kids Jane and Ben, his dogs, biking and running and basketball and good friends, a fierce and fearless defender of the truth

[Billy Barnes @BillyBarnesCD]

@caitywithac TMI

[Billy Barnes @BillyBarnesCD]

@caitywithac A duh lting moment.

[R/GA @RGA]

Copywriting matters

[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: "You're Not On Mute," Says Client After Hearing Copywriter Yell "Fuck This Client" On Zoom Call

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

We made the commercial a mere six hours later. Although we haven’t written it yet. Thanks, @DaveSFoley @MintMobile @MaximumEffort

[Philip Pirkovic @philpirkovic]

This little kid gets it. Also the song choice here is A1.