Bill

[Bill @billybarrs]

Dude how many brain cells do u have https://t.co/TDkftP5RqJ

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!

[Ellie Hall @ellievhall]

Best House of the Dragon tweet of the season

[Clown Baby 🃏 @Chrundl]

It’s gotten to the point where he legitimately feels bad putting belt 2 ass. This is so sad

[Circe @vocalcry]

Brookline is a VERY safe place I have a hard time believing this wasn’t targeted

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

It makes me so happy that she can’t buy her way into passing the bar, like it brings me unadulterated joy

[em 🤍 @cagedmecrazy]

get your ass up and work. nobody wants to work these days.

[Saturday Night Network @thesnlnetwork]

Welcome to the #SNL cast Kam Patterson!

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

sorry i have to go . My gf just sprayed me with the spray bottle whcih means Bad

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

If I was waken up by a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[Larry @LongOnlyLarry]

This is gross hopefully she doesn’t start going after 24 year old white boys that live in South Boston, MA next

[𑣲 kai @evrybdysinla]

i threaten to kill myself at least twice a day he's not special

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

#AvengersDoomsday. Now in production.

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Morning routine
5:34 AM: get inside the poop tub
5:36 AM: Hover in front of minion

[CJ Sullivan @CJSullivan_]

Next day regret and apologies is part of the full cocaine experience. I respect the commitment to the bit.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Every Canadian right now….

[Bibawen @asimbawe]

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[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

Anne Frank comes out as jewish in posthumous autobiography

[ham ersson @gaylenhurts]

quite possibly the gag of the century