Mark Martin

Socialist. Internationalist. Cornishman. Liverpool fan home & away 80s/90s, now just some aways. #LFC #YNWA #FBPE

[Mark Martin @billybleach]

Tunisia look like an Emre Can tribute band. #ENGTUN

[Mark Martin @billybleach]

@padwoirgmail Bruv.

[Mark Martin @billybleach]

My internet algorithms have moved from T’ai chi to Magnesium and nobody told me anything.

[Mark Martin @billybleach]

@EvertonBlueArmy @FA_PGMOL Red card for you? No
Harsh pen for us? No
Should have sent one of ours off? No
Legit pen for you not given? No
VAR did you over somehow? No
Anything really? Nope
But “not-as-much-added-time-as-you-think-you-should-have-had”, and a soft yellow card and “WAAAAAAH RUINED!”

[Mark Martin @billybleach]

@GianlucaChianti Wait til they start booing.

[Mark Martin @billybleach]

@alrightfans Breaking News. Been thrown out of his hotel

https://t.co/aLKolIb1BM

[Mark Martin @billybleach]

Adjacent stories, polarised responses.

[Mark Martin @billybleach]

A level of trust in my co-workers that I could never have.

[Mark Martin @billybleach]

Fair play to PSG they’ve been the best team in the tournament by far. Well apart from Arsenal, obv. #UCLfinal #PSGINT

[Mark Martin @billybleach]

@Red_Princess__ And we will tell everybody
This is Frimpong
It may be quite simple
But now that Trent’s gone
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind,
That you can hear us sing
How wonderful life is while you're on the wing

[Mark Martin @billybleach]

@sufcdan12 You know this already, but every bastard goal in the PL is like that. You get scared to celebrate too much as there’s every chance some fractional infringement that makes literally no difference to what happened will see it ruled out. It’s a blight on the game.

[Mark Martin @billybleach]

Having lost 4 European Finals, including 3 CL Finals, I can tell you that there aren’t many worse things in football. It’s absolutely awful. So I actually have a lot of sympathy for the #MUFC fans in Bilbao, I know exactly how they feel.

And I’m delighted.

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@todayyearsold Reminds me of Viz: “Mix a teaspoon of vinegar with a teaspoon of shoe polish, pop it in the microwave for 30 seconds. Hey presto! Hot, vinegary shoe polish.”

[Mark Martin @billybleach]

@LFC @AXA Allison looks like a GTA character

[Mark Martin @billybleach]

@EricIdle Well in Eric. You were a hero anyway. Now, even more.

[Mark Martin @billybleach]

Yay! The cooker clock is the right time again.

[Mark Martin @billybleach]

@shoayaz I was in the away end and the ferocity of the celebrations for Kuyt’s header (meaning we only needed 1 more goal) were something else. I remember thinking “if we win this I might not survive it”. Sadly within about 90 seconds Chelsea scores again 😬

[Mark Martin @billybleach]

@BBCMOTD Biggest club in the world and that.

[Mark Martin @billybleach]

Bournemouth away, cracking South London tapas.

[Mark Martin @billybleach]

@HillisEric I still miss Phil Lynott

[Mark Martin @billybleach]

I remember being horrified when we had a manager who was younger than me (Rodgers).

Now we’ve got players younger than one of my kids. #ngumoha #LFC #LIVACC