That was the first (But not last) time that you paid a Straight Man Money just for existing. Now all you do is hang around Mens Urinals hoping to relieve the experience.
He noticed you watching him around the Mall. Finally he cornered you in Spencer's and asked if you wanted to see him flex all you had to do was ask. So you did, he agreed as long as you paid him everything your parents gave you for your mall trip.
Your Straight DormMate waits until just before your class starts to begin jerking off in front of you. He knows you can't resist watching and his plan is to make you miss enough classes that you flunk out. He said he'd even get you a job at McDonald's so you can still...