Billy Mitchell

Writer, Actor & Stand-up comedian specializing in clean humor for corporate, community and festival shows.

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I always check if the "On AirBNB" light is on before I shower. #airbnb #voyeur https://t.co/CxyNNU0a8O

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How long until #Trump brags that he "gagged a porn star"? #45 #TrumpIndicted #StormyDaniels

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@BrentButt BTW. I played superhero "Grey Area" on I Zombie.

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@BrentButt I thought your real name was your stripper name.

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@BrentPiaskoski I'll keep that in mind when I ask you to do me a "favour". ;-)

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@CBCStephenQuinn @_LaurenceWatt Say hi to David Lee Roth for me.

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I set my watch back 23 hours. #DaylightSavingsTime #thuglife

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I forgot to set my Doomsday Clock an hour ahead. #DaylightSavings2023 #DaylightSavingsSucks

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I can carry 1.5 g of heroin, just not in a plastic shopping bag... #YVR #plasticpollution #plasticfree #zerowaste #addiction #recovery #mentalhealth

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@PLELTH @TotallyDerek They do, but call it "Tuna and Liver" because focus groups "were concerned about the optics".

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@TotallyDerek I often dream of opening an aircraft's cabin door at high altitude. This is how I wound up on a "no fly" list.

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@TotallyDerek You have a phonebook?

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@IanBoothby Probably the same goof who reversed Moe's telephone. Relax. It's an Easter Egg.

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@Kenny_Mayne Sometimes cops are people too. Love this!

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@paul_travisano Made me laugh out loud! Thank you! :-) (look under the couch cushions)

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@TotallyDerek Fresh Prince, he gonna be chill in the fridge for at week, after that, he get funky.

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@colinmochrie You have my unwavering faith. Hold on...

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@TotallyDerek I'm like that with Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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@TotallyDerek Is Russia. No indoor plumbing, so bear must still sh.. in the woods.

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@npescod Yep. I'd say around 75-80%, including me. Plague aint over yet.