Billy Crimes

If it doesn't cure cancer or solve inner city poverty, it'll be viewed as a disaster.

[Billy Crimes @billycrimes_]

I love thunder

[Billy Crimes @billycrimes_]

Fuck you rain, I'm inside.

[Billy Crimes @billycrimes_]

When the window cleaners come

[Billy Crimes @billycrimes_]

Nothing beats meat feast pizzas

[Billy Crimes @billycrimes_]

My bed is all I need

[Billy Crimes @billycrimes_]

Don't know how people can sit through Britain's got talent..

[Natasha Mchugh @tashamchughy]

PEACE TONIGHT

[Billy Crimes @billycrimes_]

Why do mornings even exist?

[Billy Crimes @billycrimes_]

Fucking hell I hate Katy Perry

[Billy Crimes @billycrimes_]

Some girls are such mugs

[Billy Crimes @billycrimes_]

I cannot cope with mornings

[Billy Crimes @billycrimes_]

Happy birthday mother

[Billy Crimes @billycrimes_]

Forever bored

[Billy Crimes @billycrimes_]

6 hours sleep in 3 days doesn't feel that great in all honesty

[Billy Crimes @billycrimes_]

My rooms always fucking boiling at night

[Billy Crimes @billycrimes_]

Why bother with people that don't bother with you?

[Billy Crimes @billycrimes_]

I will never understand the point in marriage..

[Billy Crimes @billycrimes_]

My cat is my best friend, fuck you all

[Billy Crimes @billycrimes_]

There's always that one sociable fucker on the bus at night that insists on talking to me

[Billy Crimes @billycrimes_]

The feeling just before you sneeze is the worst thing.

EVER.