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Me when I leave a taqueria: I'll be back

[𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕕𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕠 @billydalto]

@Mo2Dav @OregonState Oh wow! Congratulations!!!!!

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@Aurora_Hernandz idk I know a guy who had never heard of goatse as of a few years ago and I told him he should probably just keep that out of his brain

[𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕕𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕠 @billydalto]

@Aurora_Hernandz Sometimes it seems better not to know

[𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕕𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕠 @billydalto]

@Aurora_Hernandz I’m not sure anyone really knows

[𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕕𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕠 @billydalto]

I’m glad the other William D who just got weed delivered has a similar order to mine. I wonder what his sign is

[𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕕𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕠 @billydalto]

@NuDawn I slept until 2 yesterday and still took a three hour nap

[𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕕𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕠 @billydalto]

@NuDawn Jeez, what a flex doing anything this weekend. It’s been so hot in New Orleans, I barely got out of bed

[𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕕𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕠 @billydalto]

@camjordan94 I made the switch to Alo and haven’t looked back

[𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕕𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕠 @billydalto]

It was just rude for a mosquito to bite the bottom of my foot

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I’ve never seen so many bloody nipples as I did today watching the Boston Marathon

[𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕕𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕠 @billydalto]

I think it says a lot about my childhood that I still occasionally get the Latin translation of Jingle Bells stuck in my head

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@cosmopsis Is that what John 3:16 is about? I always forget

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I’m so thankful my childhood dream of typing in Slack all day has become a reality

[𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕕𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕠 @billydalto]

I’m somehow not on the part of this app where people are talking about one of the best parts of remote work, which is being able to poop during meetings

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@NuDawn Aging is so much fun! I hope I don’t injure myself typing this

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@Aurora_Hernandz I hope you’re not feeling too bad!

[𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕕𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕠 @billydalto]

I haven’t eaten meat in almost 30 years but just had a very involved dream about cooking myself a steak

[𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕕𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕠 @billydalto]

@jenplck imo My Cousin Vinny

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I really hope the couple I saw making out in a Taco Bell cantina several years ago made it

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@SteveStreza Congratulations!!!