naughty by nathan

busy busy busy

[naughty by nathan @billydeaks]

There are Culturistas everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

[☕️ @newdiaryentry]

interviewer: “whats a horror movie death or scare that has stuck with you?”

hunter: “little diva getting her head knocked off in hereditary”

HES SO??:?/);$/&;&:&;&,

[naughty by nathan @billydeaks]

@jrodpaz And it was a night OUT!!

[naughty by nathan @billydeaks]

Dick (1999)

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Acceptable 4th of July movies:
- Jaws
- The Muppet Movie
- Field of Dreams
- The Long Goodbye
- The Twilight Zone marathon on SyFy

[naughty by nathan @billydeaks]

❤️💙💚

[naughty by nathan @billydeaks]

@himbo_anonymous She really was the best part of this bracket

[naughty by nathan @billydeaks]

But of course I got seat H8 for @stawpthattrain

[naughty by nathan @billydeaks]

@hauntedbottom Who the fuck is Gary ?

[naughty by nathan @billydeaks]

why does my rice cooker look like a baby cyclops with a hat?

[naughty by nathan @billydeaks]

these were taken maybe an hour apart

[naughty by nathan @billydeaks]

@jxe0001 They were both very very good. Haven’t stopped thinking about them

[naughty by nathan @billydeaks]

Horror Movie Double Feature tonight! Backrooms followed by Obsession.
🙃🙃🙃

[naughty by nathan @billydeaks]

MDW was cute

[naughty by nathan @billydeaks]

Life is so fucking cool. I’m hosting trivia and my ex husband, ex boyfriend, and the guy who keeps sending me flirty messages are all sitting at a table together. HELL YES SHOOT ME IN THE FACE LETS GO!!!

[naughty by nathan @billydeaks]

WHERE ARE MY LIKES ?,!!!?’nnvnc b

[naughty by nathan @billydeaks]

The funny thing about having slurs yelled at you in stop-and-go traffic is that now we’re right next to each other, just staring at each other. It’s a level of intimacy that can’t be forced or duplicated. So who’s “queer” now?
Both of us.

[naughty by nathan @billydeaks]

@ANTMumeboshi Very you coded

[naughty by nathan @billydeaks]

Got a divorce today, what did y’all do?

[naughty by nathan @billydeaks]

@ANTMumeboshi YOU BETTER STOP

[Partna @onIychloexhalle]

cause why would Chappell Roan want to flood my basement and rust my bowflex? to what end? TO WHAT END!

[naughty by nathan @billydeaks]

Devastation doesn’t even describe it

[໊ @buffys]

THE BUFFY THE VAMPIRE REVIVAL SERIES HAS BEEN CANCELLED BY HULU