Here Comes the Funcooker

Unruly Treasure.

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@CelebriniBetter @Chi_Prospects Oh he told you that?

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@LeijLarssonborg @BenPopeCST That's pretty subjective since they had nearly identical numbers last season - and Frondell has an inch and sixteen lbs on him

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@chicagobars What you've typed is true, but I'm going to call potential bullshit on the quote.

1) Who calls their own state "that" state? And 2) to your point - the Bears are more culpable than the state here for their cart before the horse but also the horse is a cantaloupe strategy

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@bobbycotton2024 @atrupar I mean, Talarico is an adult, so if you enjoy jerking your pud to this, have at it, man. No judgment here.

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@MBHawkeyes @BenPopeCST Every point of this is wrong but at least you're wrong confidently.

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@789_tom91365 @LegionHoops @CalltoActivism Trump could be eating his own shit straight out of his own asshole and you dopes would be saying "trump's shit is full of vital nutrients and tastes like chocolate mousse!"

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@cynthfromjersey @Acyn The other thing that says there is no evidence is the overwhelming lack of evidence.

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@libertymaniacs @Acyn No it's an interview where a crazy old moron is arguing things that are illogical and widely disproven.

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@Acyn Can you believe this fucking buffoon is president of any country, let alone the one-time greatest country on earth?

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@dragondesignUSA @micky_sticks21 @ByScottPowers By people you mean the people whose job it is, who don't specifically cover the Blackhawks literally get paid to assess the prospect pools of every team in the league and have assessed the Hawks moving from 25th to 7th to 5th to first?

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@Phil_The_Aggie @ChicagoBears You're an idiot.

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@ChicagoBears Eat shit. Bye.

Congrats to Clown Kevin for being the guy that ruined the league's charter franchise.

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@palmettosurf191 @KoolSportsCards @espn @AdamSchefter It's not necessary for you to declare your fucking stupidity so publicly.

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@PhillippWeyers @Microinteracti1 You tried.

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@Microinteracti1 Blaine and Antoine approve.

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@Will_OC_BA @WhiteHouse I'm not sure if God should be more offended because this is blasphemous or because it's so incredibly stupid.

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@fullmetalninja @BenPopeCST https://t.co/5BF9WTkb0U

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@fullmetalninja @BenPopeCST Maybe. But here is the list of Lalonde Award winners back to 1984. It's the award is for the best overager in the OHL. Not exactly a murderer's row of great NHL talent.

He was beating up on teenagers. Maybe he'll be great but let's not engrave his name on the Hart just yet.

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@fullmetalninja @BenPopeCST I'm open to reading a thoughtful ranking that places the Lightning's prospect pool significantly higher if you wish to provide a link.

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@fullmetalninja @BenPopeCST LOL ok.

The ranking is subjective but its existence is a fact.

And here's a fact: he is not going to be in the NHL to begin the 26-27 season.