Billy Faber - More Pavement than Penthouse...

Artist against injustice & unfairness. Lover of Kestrels everywhere. Socialist by heart. Humanist by head. Humorist by Nature. Doyen of The Billy Faber Three.🌹

[Billy Faber - More Pavement than Penthouse... @BillyFaber3]

Here we go again! 😶

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[Billy Faber - More Pavement than Penthouse... @BillyFaber3]

...2 Peppersodes of the REAL Worzel. An' lovin it!
BogJob??
'E ain't a proper scarecrow!
Is nonsense.
1st Idiot was rubbish. Now I is left with a worser Idiot!
Ain't no laughs in it!
(Bad Hedge Cut!)
Harumph. Mumble Grumble!
Badly made Scarecrow!!!
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[Billy Faber - More Pavement than Penthouse... @BillyFaber3]

Seen Worzel Gummidge on catchy up & somebody told me there was 2 episodes. I said there was only 1.Then that idiot told me I were wotching some idiot called BogJob FeffelTwot? Some Idiot Boo Year Rubbish about Proper Goosey Gander?
Worst flipping Scarecrow ever!
Now I is wotching

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

After getting reported en masse by far-right accounts, @TwitterSupport suspended me for using the c-word in a non-abusive context. Alright, fine.

But repeated instances of racist and antisemitic abuse? They found no violation of rules.

[Billy Faber - More Pavement than Penthouse... @BillyFaber3]

@MPIainDS Mucophagic Rhinotillexomaniac I believe is the correct title?
Sorry!
SIR Mucophagic Rhinotillexomaniac...
Dictionaries out...
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[Billy Faber - More Pavement than Penthouse... @BillyFaber3]

While the shitestorm whirls around you?
Stay still.
Enjoy what you are.
Like any attack of nasty wind?
It will blow itself out...
You'll all still be there when it's farted itself off. 😸
Stay strong friends.
YOU GOOD-HEARTED BEAUTIES!
& Happy New Year!!

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[Billy Faber - More Pavement than Penthouse... @BillyFaber3]

While the shitestorm whirls around you?
Stay still.
Enjoy what you are.
Like any attack of nasty wind?
It will blow itself out...
You'll all still be there when it's farted itself off. 😸
Stay strong friends.
YOU GOOD-HEARTED BEAUTIES!
& Happy New Year!!

https://t.co/mBOt0cA2Sx

[Billy Faber - More Pavement than Penthouse... @BillyFaber3]

They still busy chopping flowers???
The Spring is coming already.
A little birdie told me so...
Never lose hope.
Never divide.
Never give up.
Idiots drink the darkness.
We are fuelled by light.
We blossom,
all ways!
Happy Hopeful Doings my friends! 🙃👍🏼
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[Billy Faber - More Pavement than Penthouse... @BillyFaber3]

Mucophagic Rhinotillexomaniac I believe is the correct title?
Sorry!
SIR Mucophagic Rhinotillexomaniac...
Dictionaries out!
Use at will! 😐😸

[Roni @sohoprint]

Bogie eating, Etonian elite the architect of austerity cuts to the disabled and the most venerable in society and tax cuts to the richest 1% Ian Duncan Smith made the peoples prime minister Boris Johnson the supreme leaders New Years honours list nomination. Nice one chew on that

[Sam Brown, Author @SirenofBrixton]

@matttburke @YaThinkN We have firefighters working for no pay and politicians being paid for no work.

[Buddy Hell 🥤 @buddy_hell]

You fucked up. Suck it up, Grimy.

[Billy Faber - More Pavement than Penthouse... @BillyFaber3]

@GordonComstoc15 @LKipperland @darrengrimes Gordon has 3 followers.
Driven the Twitter Bus since December 2019.
Crashed it every time! 😸👍🏼

[Billy Faber - More Pavement than Penthouse... @BillyFaber3]

This is what you voted for.
This is what you get.
Who in the hell do you think destroyed our public services?
10 years of this.
And you voted for and promoted more of it?
You've really got no reason to be moaning about it.
You asked for it.
Suck it up Bus Boy. 🚌

[Kate in London 💙 @London_Kate_]

European Parliament: Demand Parliamentary Investigation into rigged postal votes 2019 Election. - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/FgBcLLY5aS via @UKChange

[Kate 🕊 @affleckquine]

Simon Stevens, Chief exec of NHS England. Friend of Boris Johnson, former advisor to Tony Blair & the architect of Labour’s health reforms. He left the UK in 2004 and spent 10 years at the top of an American company United Health. #nhsforsale #NHS

[Faiza Shaheen @faizashaheen]

Iain Duncan Smith is going to be knighted. Knighted! After all the pain, poverty and hunger his policies have caused. Knighted! After running a campaign filled with lies and misinformation, + with a known Islamophobe at its heart. Knighted!!!The system is truly morally bankrupt.

[Billy Faber - More Pavement than Penthouse... @BillyFaber3]

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[Billy Faber - More Pavement than Penthouse... @BillyFaber3]

2) His face was a picture. He sauntered off clutching his bits in agony & everybody laughed. They then wanted to make friends with me & asked me to show them my punch technique. Waking up & realising it was a dream left me bitterly disappointed for the rest of the day. 😐☹️

[Billy Faber - More Pavement than Penthouse... @BillyFaber3]

1)I had a dream last night. Was with a bunch of people I didn't know. Johnson walked in & began ingratiating himself with everyone. I was sitting down. He put his sweaty hand on my shoulder & started rubbing it. I rolled up my fist & punched him square in the nuts. Bullseye!

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

A Conservative MP refusing to accept student nurses are now worse off than in 2010 must be a new low even for the Tories. And it’s only a week since the election! Watch in disbelief!