Billy Florio

Comedian, comedy writer, published author and historian.

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@st_vincent do you think you'll ever release a studio version of your "possum kingdom" cover? It's amazing.

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@delia_p @AbbieEvansXO Haha

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@catesish Cates, I'm so sorry. I hope you'll land on your feet.

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@juliacunningham puglia is pronounced Pool-ya, not poog-Lia.

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@amanda_laikin You would have a smooth google alert. I assume you have google alerts for all things late 90s

[Amanda L @alakes426]

@BillyFlorio Of course you would. I'm so glad my "Smooth" google alert finally paid off

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@amanda_laikin Oh. My. God. I would watch this. #robthomasnews.

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@BillyFlorio https://t.co/VWQJod1ig5

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.@Nick_Offerman I'm pretty sure this 70s #Hempstead cop is a time-traveling you.

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@MrDavidGordon I mean, that's what the show is

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My friend @BillyFlorio wrote a Kevin Can Wait script that kills off Erin Hayes, but the jokes are just Long Island references. It's funny.

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I feel like more people would know what to do during #SolarEclipse if they just watched the first season of #Heroes on @nbc .

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@HeyVeronica Some swimsuits don't have that underwear liner

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@atebbel But what if I'm too sexy for this tweet?

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@rhaber84 Thanks!

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Alright, which of you jokers changed my age to 55 on Wikipedia?

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Man, the first season of Law and Order was weird....https://t.co/TlJrxim9Ro

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Jeff Sessions seems like the kind of person who has challenged numerous people to duels.