Kriss Knights

Writer and semi professional gobshite. Abandoned house, job and season ticket in Newcastle. Presently living in Norwich with Wifey

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

“Shouldn’t you be looking at a tit somewhere?” “I am!”
Locals and those speaking up have to deal with intimidation from fox hunts and it’s not right. #OperationSmokescreen
@MeganMcCubbin @NDHuntSabs @HuntSabs

[Kriss Knights @billyfurious1st]

@harrisonaphotos Hey Al
Much love

[Kriss Knights @billyfurious1st]

Fuck that shitty green kit off for a start #nufc

[Kriss Knights @billyfurious1st]

Wow. What a month. Think Wifey and I were at 4 of them. New Young Gods album is a bit tasty btw.

[Dan Jackson @northumbriana]

Newcastle Riverside poster from 1989 on @thesaleroom listing Nirvana's first appearance in the UK (in fact, the band’s first concert outside the USA).

[Mick Edmondson @MadMickToonDJ]

⚽️🖤🤍⚽️🖤🤍⚽️

[Kriss Knights @billyfurious1st]

@harrisonaphotos Alive and surprisingly competent in some cases. Thought The Happy Mondays would be a bin fire but when you see old gits in Sisters of Mercy T-shirts dancing you know they’re doing something right.

[Captain Sensible @CaptainSensible]

Wow.. that doesn't happen often - only 35 mins into our #forevernow set and had the plugs pulled on us mid Neat Neat Neat. Happened to the Happy Mondays too. 😩 Backstage concensus was the stage power was inadequate.. whatever, @thedamned are v sorry to any disappointed fans. 😠

[Kriss Knights @billyfurious1st]

Some hard choices here.

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

AMAZING MOMENT as Roma fans honor Claudio Ranieri in his final match 🐺

The 73-year-old manager came out of retirement to save the club from the relegation zone, and went 18 games unbeaten to put them on the brink of Champions League qualification ❤️

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Apparently Bill Burr noticed that his twitter account got flagged after making fun of the "twitter guy" so obviously he had something to say about it 🤣🔥

[Michael Martin @TFMick1892]

Kieran Trippier is still an excellent footballer and we’re a better side with him in it - the best full back I’ve seen in a B&W shirt in 50 odd years of going to matches. A natural leader whoever is wearing the arm band -

[Clive Lewis MP @labourlewis]

To be sworn in as an MP, you have to make an oath to the King.

This is what I decided to say, in protest.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Looking back on 14 years of the Tories is like looking back at the traumatising post-vindaloo shit you just did in the toilet.

[Kriss Knights @billyfurious1st]

Vicenza Montella - Gentleman Vampire?

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Election Special: 2. Immigration

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Election Special: 1. The Economy

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

He’s always dressed like he’s just shit himself in a Toby Carvery and had to walk to the nearest Barnados to sort himself out.
If you ever voted for him you should fucking kill yourself.

[Kriss Knights @billyfurious1st]

Steve Albini played at the Riverside in Newcastle after much criticism of him naming his latest band Rapeman. “I’m changing the name of the band to Berti Blunt His Parrot’s a Cunt” (It’s a Viz thing - he’s from Chicago)