We went up London I paid for every drink all night...we’re on our 4th cocktail bar. We walked in I said I’d have a pornstar martini please and went toilet. She ordered but waited for me to come back to pay 😅🤮
🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk just canceled his Netflix account after it was revealed that the platform is carrying a he/they-produced show called "Dead End Paranormal Park" advertised for 7-year-olds that pushes pro-transgender ideology on children.
"I'm trans," the character says in the show
H/t @libsoftiktok
Unreal from Liverpool this. That’s exactly how a massive club should act, give us your best player else we’ll just nick your main transfer target, we look forward to hearing back 🤣
On one hand you have Klopp - who fought for 5 subs, winter break, and to prevent early kick-offs after European aways - once again fighting for player welfare.
On the other hand, you have Kaveh - who, err, works for Sky - defending the money.
So tough. Who do we listen to?