Labizo

Project Management|| F1~Mercedes AMG Petronas F1 Team and Manchester United supporter|| Jesus is the King. Opinions are discretely mine 🇰🇪

[FPL Meerkat @FPLMeerkat]

Konsa, Jackson, Martinez, Goretzka, Nico Gonzalez, Delap, Pinnock, Marmoush, Savio, Cho, Disasi, Baleba, Savio, Bouaddi, Wan-Bissaka, Diouf, Methalie, Di Gregorio

That's 18 signings made since the last Gameweek, nearly each one with a chance of starting

Nobody predicts all 18 correctly 🤷‍♂️

You're free to have a go though

[Reborn @Utd_Rebornn]

Manchester United’s Champions League league phase opponents:

🇩🇪 Bayern Munich (H)
🇪🇸 Atlético Madrid (A)
🇮🇹 Roma (H)
🇵🇹 Sporting CP (A)
🇩🇪 RB Leipzig (H)
🇪🇸 Villarreal (A)
🇦🇿 Sabah (H)
🇮🇹 Como (A)

Thank you, UEFA. We’re winning the Champions League. 😮‍💨

[Labizo @BillyLabatt]

. https://t.co/sUHDfrxhkY https://t.co/RfJE2wAwAm

[Labizo @BillyLabatt]

Job Ochieng starts for Real Sociedad

[櫻井 規雄 @norionow]

もしこのまんま出たら
新型パジェロ爆売れするだろな。

[Kiambiiiii @Realkiambi]

Arrest the Cameraman !!!!😭😂😂😂

[Labizo @BillyLabatt]

Camelo Duran is special player 🙌🙌

[Avitas @dumashni]

Kibaki calls Braeburn School to check if free primary school education is working.

[Wanjiku Reports @WanjikuReports]

Kiharu Member of Parliament Samson Ndindi Nyoro voted YES in support of the Finance Bill in 2024.

[Chesterman United @chestermanutd3]

#LateNightFinds #mufc

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

This will be forever goated 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

Former Parliamentary Staffer Losses All Her Savings To a Forex Scammer.

Here's the story of Loice Nyambura Wamburu, a former parliamentary staffer & mother of 4 who turned to a popular online trader known as "King David" in a desperate bid to rescue her family from crushing debt - only to end up financially wiped out and plunged into deep depression.🧵

[ABDI NOOR @AbdinurPeace]

As the Founding Chairman, UDA (Emeritus), I request Hon. Ndindi Nyoro to either confirm or deny the following:

1. Whether, over the last four months, you have had five telephone conversations and two physical meetings with President William Ruto.

2. Whether your team initially presented a KSh72 million budget to Felix Koskei for the launch of your presidential bid, which was subsequently revised upwards to KSh86 million.

3. Whether you have held secret meetings with prospective defectors from UDA, particularly Members of Parliament from the Mt Kenya region.

4. Whether you were instructed not to use the political slogan “WANTAM” in your public engagements.

These are specific and verifiable questions. Given the growing public speculation surrounding your political ambitions, a simple confirmation or denial would put the matter to rest.
The Kenyan public deserves clarity—not political whispers, coded messages or plausible deniability

[Labizo @BillyLabatt]

@MickyJnr__ Kenya 3

[Random World Ψ @randomworldke]

✨️:We should learn from our Maasai bros,,,,,hakuna kushout na kupigana ,just exit,hii inauma kuliko ya kushout ama kurusha mawe...

[Kenya Meteorological Service Authority @MeteoKenya]

Weather Forecast for 18th to 24th August 2026

🌤️Most parts of the country are expected to be generally dry

🌧️However, some counties including Bungoma, Trans Nzoia, Nakuru, Uasin Gishu, Kisii, Lamu, Kericho, Nyandarua and Nyeri may receive rainfall.

☁️Intermittent cool and cloudy conditions are expected in some parts of Embu, Kiambu, Kirinyaga, Laikipia, Meru, Murang'a, Nairobi, Nyandarua, Nyeri, Tharaka-Nithi, Nakuru, Machakos, Kajiado and Marsabit counties.

[CPA ƘÈVĪŊ™️ @Molikevin_254]

😅😅😀Al-HomaBiyya

[Labizo @BillyLabatt]

@nocontextfm1 Ever heard of Kahawa Pride here in Kenya? Similar story @KahawaPrideFC @HCanupp

[dank @cptdankkk]

Shaquille O’Neal says he learned business from a Dummies guide and put his parents on salaries of $500,000 and $750,000 after making it to the NBA

“I learned about business from a book called The Dummies Guide to Starting Your Own Business. The first thing I did was incorporate Shaq. Then I put my mom on salary and put my dad on salary. I got them an office and got them a car. They were so proud”

“The best day of my life was when I got drafted. My dad was hardcore. He wanted to stay on the Army base. I was like, ‘Nah, come with me. How much are you making in the Army?’ ‘I only make $60,000.’ ‘Now you make half a million a year.’ He started crying. ‘Mom, you make $750,000’”

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Sheikh Mohammed bin Samak al Yemen