milly

she/her

chatty batty

abbie hodges number one fan forever

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[🦔 @h666ris]

Are the vouchers to be used in the NHS? Wouldn't mind walking 30 minutes a day to have a shot in the MRI machine

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How it feels to explain ur problem to customer support chat bot

[milly @billymall]

ive been thinking thoughts that have never been thunk before - abbie

[milly @billymall]

if i was in an iron lung i would want a talk show ..... i would call it lounging in the lung and i would get out the lung and let the celebrities have a go .... ben affleck what do you think about the lung ??? - abbie

[Jacob ‘Solid’ Snake 🦊 🐍 @DarkDementus]

At first I was furious with this witch doctor but seeing how he only acted in his nation’s interest without being overtly cruel, malicious or destructive has changed my perspective, he’s merciful and generous, we can still win this. Thanks to his good graces.

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

i’d probably get kicked off of love island for saying “i’m going to kill myself” after every single thing that happens

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love the word tchotchke. like yessss give me a word with some texture

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

the lamestream media are doing their best to stop you from seeing this

[Martha @metiskra]

If he institutes a hunocracy I might change my tune

[milly @billymall]

he's not interested in tits because he's gay -- abbie about her cat

[abbie ♏️ @abbieritch]

keir starmer tomo pm

[Ella Dorn 唐棠 @elladorn_]

We should put some shops on Oxford St. where tourists can get their photos taken like this in a real armoured vehicle with authentic flash

[abbie ♏️ @abbieritch]

rabbi on a lime scooter #SPOTTED

[milly @billymall]

"you're butters mate" - abbie

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Scientists have captured footage of the “ugliest shark on the planet” alive in its natural habitat for the first time

Goblin sharks have rarely been sighted due to their deep-sea habitat and experts say we know virtually nothing about them

[milly @billymall]

i dont know how i feel about these creatures ........ i don't like the orangutan skull -- abbie

[𝙰𝚞𝚣𝚢 🍉 @xalareyth]

"chatgpt said-" "openAI told me-"

[milly @billymall]

can't go on #loveisland bc im fat im lazy and im chopped but more importantly id be absolutely tooting down in bed the first night