Billy Nguyen

Quit million dollar startups to spam the internet. Ex @twitter @x

[Billy Nguyen @billyn]

The stock market is outlandishly hyperbolic.

There’s basically 1 private AI company making wow wows.

It’s HubSpot 2.0.

RELAX.

[Billy Nguyen @billyn]

It’s so frustrating how clunky, gimmicky, and buggy Apple has become…

[Billy Nguyen @billyn]

$NFLX PLEASE STOP MAKING GAMES

[Billy Nguyen @billyn]

I hereby declare that I am open for business WORLDWIDE https://t.co/L1KqcmkIw9

[Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi]

There is a woman in San Francisco who charges $30k to name your baby.

She started at $100, but she was going to dinner with VCs and a friend told her to charge more and nobody blinked.

The Bay Area might be the best place in the world for this kind of business.

[Billy Nguyen @billyn]

I NEVER go short, but RDDT is too EZ rn.

P/E doesn’t matter. Let’s see how long 90 RSI doesn’t matter.

[Billy Nguyen @billyn]

What moves crypto monetary flow? How does number go up in 2025?

U.S. Equities (ETF) > BTC (Risk) > Alts (Memes)

Yes. It's that simple.

[Billy Nguyen @billyn]

I once had a colleague who used our main conference room whiteboard as a physical spreadsheet 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️📊

[Billy Nguyen @billyn]

Is @Jaguar getting into handbags?

[Billy Nguyen @billyn]

Tis the szn

[Billy Nguyen @billyn]

We’ve officially re-entered the age of feature dumping hardware devices, along with fittingly-perplexing names:

iPhone 16 Pro Max
Samsung Galaxy S24 FE

More apps, more dongles, more widgets, more buttons, more AI.

More = MORE

[Billy Nguyen @billyn]

@curioio I personally want to congratulate you for burning @TEDchris money.

Prove me wrong :)

… I know, you have like $100M in dumb money to do it, so take your time.

[Billy Nguyen @billyn]

How does an app that consistently stays ranked #999999999 in the App Store with <1% PAID user retention somehow stay alive?

I’ll tell you how: Foolish friends.

[Billy Nguyen @billyn]

Deep talks with a real friend:

“I don’t think my purpose [in life] is to be really good at Facebook ads”

[Billy Nguyen @billyn]

While I’m happy for @chartrdaily’s hard work paying off via acquisition, the immediate mediocrity of the charts themselves is jarring

[Billy Nguyen @billyn]

Not every hustle is a "side hustle".

Waiting for the heading:

"How Warren Buffet Turned This Side Hustle Into a $900bn Powerhouse".

[Billy Nguyen @billyn]

“There’s no honor amongst thieves”

- Online gurus calling out online gurus

[Billy Nguyen @billyn]

Web3/GameFi trying to "mansplain" gaming in an echo chamber is reason #9999 why gamers DGAF

"1st make it fun, then they're hooked, then they buy AI-NFTs!"

Credit: Worked w/ Zynga, EA, etc, was a StarCraft clan leader for 3 years. Addicted to Twitch. Still play SF, etc

[Billy Nguyen @billyn]

Chasing X-es since 2009

[Billy Nguyen @billyn]

Pretty astounding how quickly crypto folks changed their PFPs back to professional headshots. Somewhat-ironically: mature.

[Billy Nguyen @billyn]

Finally exited my multi-month Balancer position at realized 1.13% APY after ETH gas fees, which are still omnipresent, and still painful UX AF:

Swap, send, unstake, unstake, send, swap

... Dare I reup?