Billy Noir-Mates

Well I'm just Billy Noir-Mates really. I didn't have any friends but the nice people at @CatsProtection helped me out and now I've got loads.

[Billy Noir-Mates @BillyNoirMates]

Looks like @CatsProtection are holding the @CPCatAwards soon. Can't believe I'm not in the final! http://t.co/NkjA3Hqf #CPCatAwards

[Billy Noir-Mates @BillyNoirMates]

Hey dudes, I'm back! *Forgot my password*

[Billy Noir-Mates @BillyNoirMates]

Ha ha ha! Check out this video of my old mate Homer! I told the lad he needed the exercise! http://t.co/oDIUUc01 #Fail #lol

[Billy Noir-Mates @BillyNoirMates]

I see that the good people at @CatsProtection have started a #CPCatOfTheWeek feature. What a good idea!

[Billy Noir-Mates @BillyNoirMates]

Just woke up from a nice long nap to see that the fog has gone and the sun's out! May go and do a bit of sunbathing now. It's a tough life!

[Billy Noir-Mates @BillyNoirMates]

Want to watch my pal Homer run at the Olympic Stadium on 1 April? It's only £12! http://t.co/SXic6I2X #London2012 #Olympics #HomerRun

[Billy Noir-Mates @BillyNoirMates]

Hey friends! I've been a bit quiet on here lately. That's because I've been helping my pal Homer train for a race. More info coming up...

[Billy Noir-Mates @BillyNoirMates]

It's Monday again already. How did that happen? Doesn't bother me, I don't have to go to work because I'm a cat. But even so...

[Billy Noir-Mates @BillyNoirMates]

Please help my good chums at @CatsProtection get #WeLoveCats trending!

[Billy Noir-Mates @BillyNoirMates]

I love my cat because, well, I am my cat! #WeLoveCats

[Billy Noir-Mates @BillyNoirMates]

Ah, I see. It's Valentine's Day! That's why I got so much post this morning!

[Billy Noir-Mates @BillyNoirMates]

Huzzah! 100 new friends already! Hope you all have smashing weekends!

[Billy Noir-Mates @BillyNoirMates]

@AnfieldCat @DowningStCat Hey guys! I'm new here. Any chance of a mention?! ;-)

[Billy Noir-Mates @BillyNoirMates]

@krider2010 How very right you are! *yawns again* :-)

[Billy Noir-Mates @BillyNoirMates]

I had a late one last night playing Batman on my games console. It's a good game, but Cat Woman isn't in it enough. Fact.

[Billy Noir-Mates @BillyNoirMates]

@CatsProtection Wow! Thanks friends!

[Billy Noir-Mates @BillyNoirMates]

@krider2010 Yes, had a late one last night playing video games. It was fun but I'm paying for it this morning!

[Billy Noir-Mates @BillyNoirMates]

*yawns* *stretches* *yawns again* Morning all!

[Billy Noir-Mates @BillyNoirMates]

@DaBoiz Whoa! Easy there Struan! Nice to meet you guys and thanks for the welcome messages! :-)

[Billy Noir-Mates @BillyNoirMates]

@DaBoiz Right back atcha' Hector!