Billy Patterson (taylor’s version)

brutally honest and winging it.

[Billy Patterson (taylor’s version) @billypattersonn]

The alien I took from Area 51 standing outside my room to tell me “I frew up”

[ٰ @taydesire]

i want her baby to know that she was my mother first

[Roberto @SolarPowerade1]

Maybe i fucked your Dad

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[tаtο 🦭 @archeopterige]

il mio buco del culo ha tirato un urlo

[MYKI MEEKS ☆ @myki_meeks]

Mitch McConnell when Lindsay Graham walked through the gates of hell

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Realizing why my favorite color was green as a young kid

[big ceo @korysverse]

fuck amazon fuck the boys and fuck supernatural too

[isa @tomswrren]

last pitt thursday of the year

[liz @degrassichats]

them

[DoorDash @DoorDash]

imagine beefing with Bad Bunny and he's over here just...tossing beef🥩

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

[kora @ilyasroza]

doctor: you have 35 seconds to live
me:

[sky ミ☆ @dreamskyrivera]

goals for 2026:
1. rewatch glee

[jax @brokeurtooth]

it’s around hour 72 of being in ur hometown that It usually starts to Kick In

[J…. @yehblitzed]

Again this is literally The Boys, this is a Vought event

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Cocaine Barbie

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Scream’ turns 29.

[President Snow @president_sn0w]

is he trying to reheat my nachos

[Qondi @QondiNtini]

I’m sorry but is he announcing the Hunger Games?